Somebody who is constantly butt dialing people, sending text messages to the wrong person, replying to the same text twice, not to mention they always drop it.
God, Lauren's such a phone klutz. She called me twice last night and each time i just heard the TV, she seriously needs to stop butt dialing people!
by Emmerr December 24, 2010
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Hot, sexy, German, loveable girl who has the biggest heart and craves for adventure, Gretchens are typically blonde and smart and end up with guys named James, Fred, or Richie. Gretchens are extremely gullible yet have a sense of truth which makes them good girlfriends. Everyone loves Gretchens.
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USUALLY USED IN SWEDEN.
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Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.
by Syk0 Pcz December 26, 2023
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