Put the beef in the kitchen

The act of making a basket ball into the hoop.BEEF stands for balance, elbows, eyes and follow through. Literally putting the basketball or da beef in the hoop is like putting beef in the kitchen.

basketball=beef
hoop=kitchen

Person 1: "Wow, Nolan Smith really got nailed by Dave Neal in the MD vs. Duke game last year!"

Person 2: "Yeah that was embarrassing but at least he can Put the beef in the kitchen when it comes down to it"

by pammyd February 26, 2011

treats in the kitchen

A call-phrase for initiating sex with another. Often this phrase is used by adults when minors are present.

Cheryl: "Hey honey, there are treats in the kitchen."
Peter: "Oh, ok, I'll be on my way".
(wink wink)

by Fistina July 18, 2007

ashton kutcher

when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"

When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.

by my name's demi moore June 27, 2006

ashton kutcher

the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile

if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson

by anonoymous726389 October 20, 2004

kitchenheimer's

When you walk into the kitchen for something and immediately forget what you walked there for, and have to go back to the physical location where you started out before you can remember what you were going to the kitchen for. Can happen repeatedly.

X: Why are you standing in front of the sink?
Y: It's the damned kitchenheimer's. I'm gonna have to go back out to the living room. It's, like, the third time. (Starts out) Oh yeah--I wanted to get some ice cream.

by pieplate August 6, 2009

Kutcher

The opposite of a cougar. A young male that goes after an older woman.

That guy's such a Kutcher, that woman is old enought to be his mother!

by Anne Hartigan February 12, 2009

kitchen beautician

when you broke and dont have any money to your hair done.You do it yourself or let a girlfiend do it in you kitchen or bathroom.

I dont have any money to get my hair done today.I'll do it myself. I guess ill be a kitchen beautician.

by Dawndy August 13, 2010