turd kicker

someone you work with who just kicks the "turd" and doesn't respond to emails, answers questions or does their job. They just "kick turds" all day.

Man - I emailed Kaicee a week ago to ask him a simple question and he still hasn't responded. He is such a turd kicker!

by phoenixgirl June 5, 2014

Goat kicker

One who kicks goats.

Danny is a goat kicker.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie April 10, 2015

snake kicker

An old person who is rude and doesn't care what people think

Gee that old bloke is such a snake kicker!

by mrvautin June 26, 2015

crotch-kicker

A vengeful abusive person: one who uses threats to manipulate people and seeks to exact vengeance on anyone who opposes them by the most ruthless and violent means they can think of, such as kicking them in the crotch. The abuse may be a literal kick in the crotch, or may be a metaphor for hurting the person through other means.

"I told him I was leaving him. He kicked me in the crotch with steel-toed construction boots. Since that day, I call anyone bent on revenge a 'crotch-kicker.'"

"The Tycoon has a history of legal intimidation. He has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits over the years. He is a lawsuit-obsessed crotch-kicker."

by Rex Tyrannosaur December 30, 2016

Ass-kickery

The art of destroying and demolishing someone or something.

She had preformed ass-kickery

by Peepee-sheets December 21, 2018

dog kicker

a person who kicks their dog when they're angry when they get home.

bolton was known as a dog kicker when she went home and broke her door down and then kicked her dog after a bad day.

by Meehhhh July 20, 2008

organ kicker

When a man sticks his foot up a girl's ass so far that his knee is engulfed in her anus. He then procedes to move his foot around inside of her body.

casie got such a bad organ kicker that she started bleeding internaly.

by BDK. May 25, 2011