Used to rightfully blame keystothejungle for making something suck. Keystothejungle is the cause of everything wrong in this world. Who killed jfk? Keystothejungle. Who snitched on you for eating in class? Keystothejungle. Who makes the average iq of a room drop into the negatives? Keystothejungle. Who created Jake Paul? Keystothejungle. If keystothejungle didn't exist life would be perfect.
Him: Hey hows it going?
Me: Absolutely terrible, I've been cursed with keystothejungle
Him: How so?
Me: My cat died, I broke my leg, I got fired from my dream job, my girlfriend left me and I'm going to jail
Him: Fuck keys to the jungle
Me: Absolutely terrible, I've been cursed with keystothejungle
Him: How so?
Me: My cat died, I broke my leg, I got fired from my dream job, my girlfriend left me and I'm going to jail
Him: Fuck keys to the jungle
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Also known as “kry”. Krystonia’s are the hidden gems of people. They bring you warmth and joy upon entering their presence. Spunky yet sweet. Mature yet silly. Genuine and honest. The best person to have around at any occasion.
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