Kavanaughed (First Degree) - Drinking enough to black out and provide false testimony at a congressional hearing in regard to said blacking out.
Kavanaughed (Second Degree) - Getting into a bar fight with somebody you mistakenly believe to be the lead singer of a late 1980s or early 1990s English Reggae band.
Kavanaughed (Third Degree) - You and a buddy push a completely sober girl into a bedroom at a party and try to remove her one piece bathing suit.
Kavanaughed (Third Degree, with extreme prejudice) - To do all three in the same night!
Kavanaughed (Second Degree) - Getting into a bar fight with somebody you mistakenly believe to be the lead singer of a late 1980s or early 1990s English Reggae band.
Kavanaughed (Third Degree) - You and a buddy push a completely sober girl into a bedroom at a party and try to remove her one piece bathing suit.
Kavanaughed (Third Degree, with extreme prejudice) - To do all three in the same night!
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“Dude, that guy over there, the one that looks like the singer for UB40, is giving you a dirty look. Let’s go Kavanaugh him!”
“Dude, gimme a hand Kavanaughing our hosts’ daughter before she calls the cops.”
“Dude, that guy over there, the one that looks like the singer for UB40, is giving you a dirty look. Let’s go Kavanaugh him!”
“Dude, gimme a hand Kavanaughing our hosts’ daughter before she calls the cops.”
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When you get so drunk you have to make a fake calendar to cover up for the fucked up shit you did 36 years ago.
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A cocktail or beer serving method where the libation is served with a funnel. As in a Gimlet Kavanaugh or Kavanaugh Budweiser.
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