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Legend has it that after the Tower of Babel was built, God punished the blasphemers by dividing the only spoken language in the world into multiple languages. But when he got to the name "kallem", he couldn't bring himself to change such a majestic name. Thus, in every language through the world, the name "Kallem" is instinctively associated as being the superior name.
Legend has it that after the Tower of Babel was built, God punished the blasphemers by dividing the only spoken language in the world into multiple languages. But when he got to the name "kallem", he couldn't bring himself to change such a majestic name. Thus, in every language through the world, the name "Kallem" is instinctively associated as being the superior name.
Guy one: G-day mate, what's your name?
Guy two: Kallem
Guy one: And how's that spelt?
Guy two: K as in ketamine, A as in
Alcohol, L as in LSD, another L as in Liberty, E as in Ecstasy and M as in Methadone
Guy one: Damn, what a name.
Also guy one but in his head: "Idk what it is about this guy, but I need to keep him away from my girlfriend. I'd hate her to see what a real man looks like. . . "
Guy two: Kallem
Guy one: And how's that spelt?
Guy two: K as in ketamine, A as in
Alcohol, L as in LSD, another L as in Liberty, E as in Ecstasy and M as in Methadone
Guy one: Damn, what a name.
Also guy one but in his head: "Idk what it is about this guy, but I need to keep him away from my girlfriend. I'd hate her to see what a real man looks like. . . "
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Kalle: I'm so ugly
Me: Bitch you are fucking beautiful, I mean like your hair is so long and shiny, Your eyes are so sparkly, Your so skinny,Your popular, Your style is gorgeous, and all the guys want you! So hunny don't be talkin' she. I'm over here lookin' like Dora just the up on me
Me: Bitch you are fucking beautiful, I mean like your hair is so long and shiny, Your eyes are so sparkly, Your so skinny,Your popular, Your style is gorgeous, and all the guys want you! So hunny don't be talkin' she. I'm over here lookin' like Dora just the up on me
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