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Mason Justus

the only known wrestler to successfully perform the boob wire
There is nobody like THE Mason Justus
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Jew-Jitsu

English:
A practice similar to that of Jiu-Jitsu but masters of Jew-Jitsu have incredible power, together they are... unstoppable.

In this video, Sensei Mizrachi displays a brief demonstration of the Jew-Jitsu basics - Jew-jitsu warriors (youtube)
Here are some common moves in Jew-Jitsu:
- Shower-Time (where you throw a "gas bomb" containing powder which burns through the enemies' skin
- SS (Strangle + Shiv - you strangle your opponent then shiv their neck)
- Jew-Bomb (where you jump very high into the air and drop down, fist first, to the ground - like the iron fist)

:עברית
מנהג דומה לזה של ג'יו-ג'יטסו אבל אדונים של יהודי-ג'יטסו יש כוח מדהים, יחד הם ... בלתי ניתן לעצירה.
בסרטון זה מציג סנסאי מזרחי הדגמה קצרה של יסודות היהודים-ג'יטסו - Jew-jitsu warriors (youtube)
הנה כמה מהלכים נפוצים בג'יטסו יהודי:
- זמן מקלחת (שבו אתה זורק "פצצת גז" המכיל אבקה אשר שורף דרך העור של האויבים
- SS (חנק + שיב - אתה חונק את היריב שלך ואז להניע את צווארם)
- פצצת יהודים (שם אתה קופץ גבוה מאוד לאוויר ויורד, אגרוף ראשון, לקרקע - כמו אגרוף הברזל)
Jew: Theres a new Jew-Jitsu dojo opening around the corner!! Finally we can fight those bullies (nazis) away!!!
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Juicy Jelly Jusun

This is a term you would use to call out a hardstuck bronze with no maidens, no balls, no bitches, no butthole, and no ass.
Juicy Jelly Jusun is ass and valorant no cyap.
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Junsu

Kim Junsu has an amazing voice, which is why he is the lead vocalist of the Korean group 2PM. His nicknames are Jun.K and Panda.

He is sweet, super talented, has a great sense of humor... and doesn't want others to think that he smells.

Junsu is not a stalker.
"Junsu's vocals are amazing!"
"Kim Bo Peep!"
by shinyleader January 16, 2010
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Jiu jitsu

Jiu jitsu is one of the core arts of MMA, if you don’t know what that is, stop reading.

Using frames and levers with the skeleton, given enough time and effort, anyone from a fit ex rock climber, wrestler, soccer player, etc, to the fattest, slob fuck at the grocery, to the small woman in your office, jiu jitsu will allow you to completely, if wanted or warranted, completely fucking ruin someone.
That little nerdy dude over there is in my jiu jitsu class. He will fuck you up so bad, so fast, and there will be almost nothing that you could do to stop it.
by wonderstuff November 5, 2018
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Bishop Justus

A Church of England school in south east London. Full of a bunch of wannabe roadmen / roadman . And a shit ton of girls that smoke weed & any other substance ( most probably smoke Vaseline if they could ). All students above year 8 have been knocked up . Good school tho
Have you seen all the bishop justus kids?
by 777anonymous June 19, 2019
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shadow clone jitsu

the move that Naruto is caught using in every episode and it gets cooler every time
by Fearlesspack221 January 30, 2018
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