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Jupiter J

African-American 6 foot tall man who's a chad, 15 inch penis, all the hoes ong.
Cristian: "OMG IS THAT Jupiter J I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK AHHHHHHH!!!"
by Jupiter's Defs March 21, 2022
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jupiteristic

When one is holo on the inside,emotionally and or physically. It may also be when you are gassy like the planet Jupiter.
I’m so jupiteristic. It feels like a volcano

I’m so jupiteristic. Sigh
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JupiterSun

The 2nd Sun in our solar system (Formerly Jupiter) as described in The Book To End All Books by Michael Mathiesen
Did you realize NASA and SpaceX are proposing to create a 2nd Sun in the sky and that it will be known as JupiterSun?
by GreenNewDealOfficial.com November 25, 2022
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goose jupiter

this is a game of "duck, duck goose" but instead of slapping and saying the word "goose", you put your nuts on a bitch's shoulder and yell "jupiter"
She got so mad at me when it turned into a game of goose jupiter!!
by supermann694eva November 13, 2011
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balls jupiter

nickname for any guy you see in shorts with testicles exposed
Aw fuck, did you see balls Jupiter over there?
(Gags violently)
by yursh22 May 17, 2017
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Roland Jupiter-8

A 1980s synthesizer. It is often considered to be the best manufactured synthesizer of all time. (by music professionals and experts alike.)

It sold for a very short time and was then discontinued. Through 1981-1984; but not even 3 full years. (Much to the dismay of disgruntled musicians who want to test drive it.)

It is unknown why Roland discontinued making the Jupiter-8. Many people believe that the Roland Jupiter-8 was way too powerful and costly for Roland to build, more than people to buy it. So they had withdraw it; in order to save their company from bankruptcy. (In other words, it cost Roland more money to build one; than for someone to buy it on retail.)
So, you want to buy a Roland Jupiter-8, eh? Well, You're going to have to save 15-16K thousand bucks for a used one! (this bad boy Synthesizer is even more costly than an average house or used car! Mindblowing.)
by Krazee Rob December 14, 2018
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boys go to jupiter

Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider girls go to collage to get more knowledge.
"Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider girls go to collage to get more knowledge."? Guess what you imbred-looking sexist bitch.
I went to venus to get a bigger penis, you need to sit over there because you're ugly as fucking shit.
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 29, 2022
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