Poop Juke

When you walk into the bathroom to take a poop and someone that you don't want to see you poop is going pee. So instead of going into the stall, you pretend to pee next to them and make small talk until they leave, then you rush in the stall and tend to your poomergency.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: I busted a crazy poop juke on my boss and almost shit my pants in the process.

Guy 1: Well done, Emmitt Smith

by xaulzan September 9, 2009

Juked

To be screwed over. To be diapointed with an outcome of a situation.

I'm so juked that I got a parking ticket.

I'm pretty juked that larry fucked my little sister!

The show is allready sold out? Juked!

by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

juke

Equivilent to "grind"; a type of dance to generally fastpaced music.

We were jukin' all night at that party!

by L. Milla April 4, 2004

juke

Derived from outskirts of Chicago, juking has evolved over the years to be a fast paced dance that is performed in circles all across the US.

Everyone was juke'n to the music.

by Christopher John October 13, 2007

Juked

To be cucked by another's tactic, often used to describe a moment in which someone whiffs some sort of attempt due to another's quick and subtle change in direction or tactics.

John totally juked me in smash yesterday, I never expected the air dodge.

by MysticOverlord December 12, 2018

Juke Box DJ

A DJ that only plays top 40, or 100, music in a bar and nightclub. The music is not remixed or mashed-up at all, but instead the DJ transfers from one original track to another.

The DJ spins music similar to the single tracks heard on popular day time radio (not remixes), has no or very little creativity with the tracks, and lacks in interacting with the crowd of listeners. Audiences are almost better off listening to a juke box.

If you don't scratch or remix beats, you must be a Juke Box DJ.

by mixnscratch February 5, 2010

jukeboxing

The act of rambling on about random topics because you are really drunk and/or high.

you were jukeboxing on the way home from the party last night, talking about midget strippers, where plastic cups come from and what size jessica's bra is, you talked during the whole 30 minute drive home about that stuff.

by CRawlins May 29, 2011