Johan

Johan is just your regular guy. Nothing special about him. He plays video games 24/7 and jerks of all day. He is in love with Emilie and thinks about her all the time.

Yo did you see johan at the club last night, he just started at emilie the whole night

by Lol2208 November 22, 2021

johan

the most idiotic person on earth, so mad he is like a mad dog following you around.i wish i could trample him...

johan is an idiot

by coolpineapple October 8, 2020

Lars-Johan

Lars-Johan is a guy who is addicted to coffee and Star Wars.

Mxa: Dude, how much coffee are you going to drink?

LJ: I can't help it, I'm a Lars-Johan

by DJ Kkkkajsa November 16, 2017

Ellisse x johan

best couple ever ellisse x johan

ellisse x johan frfr best couple

by WASBLAST January 26, 2023

Johan

A Shoe Thief

"Hey bro I just got these brand new air jordans" "Better watch out for Johan"

by pink_butter November 24, 2021

Pullin a Johan

When u hit a stationary object while driving a car and blaming it on an elderly person.

My friend can’t drive for shit he was pullin a Johan.

by GayNigger101 August 2, 2025

Johaned

The act of getting played

Person 1: Did you ask him out
Person 2: Yeah, but he johaned me

by Philjooness April 17, 2022