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Pullin a Johan

When u hit a stationary object while driving a car and blaming it on an elderly person.
My friend can’t drive for shit he was pullin a Johan.
by GayNigger101 August 2, 2025
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JOHAN

a black dude with small nipples but looks hot asf i would smash him any day over women.

HAS A HUGE 36 INCH BIG BLACK PACKET OF CUM

BRO REALLY BEATED HIS NUTS SO HARD HIS DICK WENT INSIDE HIS STOMACH AND NOW THE BELLY BUTTON HAS A FUCKING LONG ASS SAUSAGE

real rwal
johan
by machli pro max December 6, 2023
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Johan SMA sutomo

profesional admin
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by JOHAN ADMIN SMA January 4, 2022
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johan holgersson

Johan Holgersson billionaire bodybuilder in Stockholm
Johan Holgersson own dream house for 100 million
by manager on Urban Dictionary December 11, 2016
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Johan

If u see a white boy at subway with pretty eyes and a han jisung pc he’s probably johan
by Prettychannie November 20, 2021
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Johan

A man who appears lady like from how unlikeable they usually are
That guy over there is such a Johan”
by JohanHater December 12, 2018
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Jed Johan

You're a very red flag guy. But I don't why I'm simping about you. Because you came accidentally in my life and you gave my heart full of love. I love you baby. I miss you mahal. But I need to let you go this time. You're a blessing but not my answered prayer.
Jed johan is a caring person.
by Your baby mahal renalyn October 20, 2021
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