Pullin a Johan

When u hit a stationary object while driving a car and blaming it on an elderly person.

My friend can’t drive for shit he was pullin a Johan.

by GayNigger101 August 2, 2025

JOHAN

a black dude with small nipples but looks hot asf i would smash him any day over women.

HAS A HUGE 36 INCH BIG BLACK PACKET OF CUM

BRO REALLY BEATED HIS NUTS SO HARD HIS DICK WENT INSIDE HIS STOMACH AND NOW THE BELLY BUTTON HAS A FUCKING LONG ASS SAUSAGE

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by machli pro max December 6, 2023

Johan SMA sutomo

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by JOHAN ADMIN SMA January 4, 2022

johan holgersson

Johan Holgersson billionaire bodybuilder in Stockholm

Johan Holgersson own dream house for 100 million

by manager on Urban Dictionary December 11, 2016

Johan

white fallen angel who like cheesecake

If u see a white boy at subway with pretty eyes and a han jisung pc he’s probably johan

by Prettychannie November 20, 2021

Johan

A man who appears lady like from how unlikeable they usually are

“That guy over there is such a Johan”

by JohanHater December 12, 2018

Jed Johan

You're a very red flag guy. But I don't why I'm simping about you. Because you came accidentally in my life and you gave my heart full of love. I love you baby. I miss you mahal. But I need to let you go this time. You're a blessing but not my answered prayer.

Jed johan is a caring person.

by Your baby mahal renalyn October 20, 2021