jizzus christ

its when you're jacking off and about to cum then you see jesus on the wall so you end up edging yourself

"fuck fuck fuck" " jizzus christ is watching"

by sexypogger November 1, 2020

jizzpalooza

origin: a jizz covered starbucks bathroom

modern day use: to describe something as really good/fun or something really terrible/lame

amy: how was the party last night?
rebecca: it was a real jizzpalooza. they were only playing nickelback

OR

rebecca: how was your date last night?
amy: it was a jizzpalooza! we got ice cream and watched the sunset!

by angelbaby69 January 15, 2021

jizzapult

When you cum on a spoon and catapult it into a persons mouth

I got that jizzapult

by WATERes May 27, 2021

jizzphagia

The unofficial term for cock suckers who have difficulties swallowing cum.

I love my girl, but we need to seek "professional help" so she can deal with her jizzphagia.

by Arnie Grape November 16, 2021

jizzum

A Jizzum is a jar filled with jizz and used for cooling pc and drinking

Would you like some jizzums?

by dav davs June 30, 2022

Jizzuness

Business Association with Jizz

"I just started a Jizzuness"

by _THE BOIS_ January 28, 2023

Jizzulate

To ejaculate semen while celebrating.

He had not planned to jizzulate upon winning the game. But he did.

by Purplehanz June 9, 2023