The belief, theory, or doctrine that the Jewish people are superior to all others and should retain control in all relationships.
by spaceMan Marty June 27, 2007
They were able to go on vacation this year and build a new home, thanks to their Jewish Barbecue this spring.
by HAshMAn September 04, 2014
noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.
My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.
by Paul Rael January 07, 2011
A free drink created by penny pinching Jews who don't want to have to pony up for a beverage when they eat out.
It is done by ordering an ice water with lemon, squeezing the lemon juice into the icewater, then using sweet-n-low packets from the sugar rack on the table to sweeten the "Lemonade". Free beverage! Oy vey!
by SixSixSix March 24, 2005
by jigglyjew April 19, 2010
DUDE, last night Dillon, Nick, Cameron, and Brayden totally gave Dina a Jewish Cumquat last night! It was fuckin' awesome! A night she'll never forget!
by Cammonk225 January 09, 2010
by outfoxedyou February 08, 2008