jerk

a retard who cant stop talking about dildos and his friends wiener

hey have you seen the jerk he owes me ten dollars

by jhh3 January 16, 2009

not a jerk

not making a girl that loves you miserable just because you can. or because you really just dont care.

Girl 1: i thought you said he was being not a jerk lately?
Girl 2: yea, and then he went back to normal.

by what-fucking-ever June 1, 2006

jerk

Someone who drives around in a Vibe with signs on the floor that say "Watch your step", someone who hates canines, someone who is deathly afraid to be seen near an orb, someone who is a pumpkin pie hair cutta freak...

"Erin, the jerk store called...they're runnin' outta you!"

by The questionator December 26, 2008

jerk

combindation of a jock and a nerd resulting in u hating and being full of jealousy

dude that dude is a jock and a nerd what a fucking jerk

by TURETS March 2, 2009

jerk

a fieser of the girl persuasion

The jerk will be joining us tomorrow for chicken wings at b-dubs.

by queerbot May 3, 2004

jerk

to kick ass

im a real jerk-ologist

by mikkelsen December 29, 2003

jerks

percocets, percs, slang for percocets because perc rhyms with jerk

you got those jerks?
yeah.
crush em up then.

by matt buxx February 9, 2010