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The act of fingering a girl so hard that you cause too much friction, and your fingers set on fire. It is common courtesy to finish the job before extingushing youself.
Josh was so into kelly, that he got a bit to excited, went a bit to fast, and caused a JD. He did the right thing and carried on though.
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
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JD

JD is a common name for a white male in the United States. Commonly short for “John David”.

If you do know a JD, you can attest to the fact they are extremely selfish. JDs only look out for themselves and do whatever necessary for personal gain at the expense of friends and family. Commonly referred to “snakes in the grass” or “a selfish wench”. JDs are at the top of the selfish ladder.
“Oh, you know JD too?”
“ Yeah, he’s at the top of the ladder.”
by More money more problems 0121 November 24, 2021
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JD can either be a great funny great guy, or a depressed emo boy who loves slushie's and wants to blow up your highschool.. (aka JD from Heathers the musical)
You're acting like such a JD..
by Aywhajdqwerty February 23, 2023
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a word used to define a person that's so fucking crazy and horny that he'd get his entire class an incident report within the first week of school
"Did you hear what happened? His entire class got detention because he kept on moaning during the test."
"That's so JD core of him."
by kakazoozoo November 26, 2023
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JD smith

Jd smith is a baller from doncaster, he is also an ex fortnite goat and got #32 in a cash cup
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JD Hodges

The biggest piece of shit, garbage person you’ve ever seen. He/she can’t get a significant other on their own, so they have no problem coming on to their friends spouse or girlfriend, and will gladly steal them if he/she can. Couldn’t tell the truth to save them from an execution, and will steal anything from anyone, including his/her own parents. Just an overall scummy, lying, gap toothed shitpile of a person with nothing to offer anyone except bullshit and betrayal.
Jim: “Hey asshole! I thought we were friends?!? Kim told me you hit on her last night! What the Hell?”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”
by ErMahGerdErtsErPernerss April 9, 2023
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JD

Annoying kid who always screams reee. You feel like punching him but you cant cuz hes just 12.
by YEEYEEF0CK3R October 28, 2019
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