zoom jail

When you're in more than 4 hours of zoom video conference calls in one day.

Significant other: You look awful. What happened? You: I was in zoom jail for 7 hours today.

by ProductRoom35 May 27, 2020

horny jail

A jail for horny people

Horny person: Oooohhhh I feel a boner coming on. I'm so horny I could nut to some good ol' anime
Other person: That's it, you're going to horny jail

by gameing October 23, 2020

jailhouse pose

Posing for a picture as if one were locked behind bars in a jail. This could include squatting down low to the ground and throwing up gang signs, or standing up with arms crossed, head to the sky, acting real confident,

Oh hey man bust a jailhouse pose..Aunt Betty's bout to take a picture!!

by Molly Mollzzzz October 19, 2008

jailbaity

adj. <slang> having the physical attributes of a very attractive younger woman; underage, or looks it

Damn, that girl at the mall was way more jailbaity then your sister!

by Jonny Dee February 13, 2008

jail time

The time you are willing to spend in jail to have sex with a minor.

"Man, i'd do some jail time for her."

by Christson January 11, 2008

jail bitch

a man that gets raped up the ass every day in jail. Otherwise a John.

Hey John come here you jailbitch.

by clit commander May 7, 2003

male jailbait

Also known as malebait.

Male jailbait are sexually attractive males who are under the legal age of consent, but physically mature or approaching maturity to the point where their status as underage is ambiguous.

Male jailbait (or malebait) are so termed as engaging in relations with such persons would result in a jail term and being placed upon the sex offenders register.

Girl 1: "Wow, that guy is so hot!"
Girl 2: "Eww! That dude is clearly a high school! He is such male jailbait! You're such a pervert!"

by Brafish December 24, 2014