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sarah jessica parker

An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.
Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!
by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008
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Jossiney

Jossiney, a smart young women who is very artistic and creative. she loves food and has a sweet tooth but you will rarely see her drinking soda mostly water. she is meticulous in any way. but she can let loose at times. it'll just depend on the time, her family and friends absolutely love her. she is eye catching. an amazing friend, she is shy and introvert at first sight but when you get to know her she is amazing and funny. her name being unique. decending from the french language. you will hardly see her name pop up for anything. her drawings look like from a proffesional studio. she loves music some will say she can outsing a stereo and you will often hear her singing in the shower and enough to hear her from the other room. she loves to get creative with food when it comes to cooking. she will keep her promises and always find a way to make you smile but when you make her mad she will tear you to shreds. but in the end if she thinks you deserve it, she'll forgive you. she loves cheesy things like a nice simple walk, an ice cream, or a small dinner at home. she will always want you to be safe even if you just argued. she is truthful and honest. she has a giggle and a voice and these eyes and lips and hands. that you will just obsess over. you will never want to let go of. she may have her flaws but she always seems perfect. even in her flaws you will smile like a dork. Jossiney overall is the most amazing best friend.
guys. i swear my wife can be such a Jossiney.
by 76anonymous76 June 30, 2019
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Jassic

A Japanese Classic car. A Japanese model of car that has, over time, become renowned or famous for one reason or another. Usually only applies to historic cars, but one can apply it to any new car with legendary status
The Toyota 2000GT is regarded by some as one of Japan's first collectible cars. A true Jassic.

Due to the popularity and fame of its ancestry, the new R35 skyline is no doubt a Jassic in the making.
by the_zed_ex March 21, 2010
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jessica rowe

Jessica Rowe was a contestant in Miss Universe Canada 2010. She was one of the top 20.

Jessica was born and raised in the Township of King. Upon achieving the Ontario Scholar Award at King City Secondary she began her studies at the University of Western Ontario where she is currently completing a degree in Commercial Aviation and Business Management.

As one of the fives females enrolled in the Commercial Aviation Program (Class of 2012), among over 50 males, she hopes to promote and bring awareness to many occupational fields that are still primarily male-dominated around the world, such as aviation. It is her goal to have her Private Pilot License before the end of December 2009.

Jessica is also an active member in her community, promoting preservation of the environment and encouraging sustainable living. She volunteers at the Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Annual Charles Sauriol Environmental Dinner for the Living City every year and numerous other environmental awareness events.
Claire: I wish I could be like Jessica Rowe, she's in Miss Universe and she's a pilot

Francine: And she volunteers for the environment

John: I want to Marry her, she has beautiful blonde locks
by sillylittleindian December 16, 2010
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Jessie Bell

Jessie or Jessie Bell is a cute labor doodle. At the time she is 8 years old. Jessie turns 9 on Valentine’s Day which fits her personality. She loves to get cuddles from her Daddy. She is a 60 pound red apricot colored dogo she has many friends and loves new people.
by Snoopy the dogo February 9, 2022
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Pull a Jessica Simpson

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.
Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.
by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010
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Jessica Simpson

The two extremes.
by Luka June 21, 2004
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