Jakob likes dudes

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022

jakob danger armstrong

One of the worlds luckiest kids. He is the son of green day frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong and his beautiful wife, Adrienne. Lives in Berkely, California and born in '97

"My dad is Billie Joe!" exclaimed Jakob Danger Armstrong

by Halenay July 30, 2006

Get Away Jakob Gay

The magic spell which keeps Jakob away from you.

If Jakob ever comes close to you just shout: "Get away Jakob gay" and he is compelled by a higher power to flee

by FlipperFrank January 9, 2020

Jakob

Typically gifted with a MASSIVE dick.

Jakob's penis is GINOURMOUS.

by oytcirtrfytd6tyuytxtryycur6tgc November 25, 2021

lars jakob

every ebba loves him and he usually lives on the country as a fARMER and loves fishing for fish and even for ebbas.

lars jakob and ebba are like sooo cute together

by Adrish June 2, 2017

Jakobe

an absolutely beautiful white male penis that is the perfect size for vaginal penetration and deep throating. kept in exceptional condition, works incredibly (some would say it works magic), and is groomed often.

"hi jakobe!" "want me to touch jakobe?" "I love jakobe"

by vera-vera August 30, 2022

jakob beelik

Jakob Beelik is a kind and very hot attractive guy who will date any girl he can and will then try to get laid. He can sometimes be pretty humorous but also dis respectful at times. He is only a bit responsible when it comes to decision making so think twice before doing something with him. But for real he is a nice guy with a large sexy beast ass when you think of it but the problem is he is a bit autistic when he goes shopping so don't take him shopping. He is also scared of the sun because he think he's a vamire. But when it's fun time he fights hard with his 1 incher cock.

Jakob Beelik

by Jakob Beelik June 12, 2017