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Jakob by Nigger buttshit December 9, 2019
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jaykobean 

Noun
1. One of the most legendary Koreans of all time. Combining heroic characteristics from Batman, Bruce Wayne, Bane, the Rock, and Kobe Bryant, he is a dominant alpha male and will often say whatever he pleases. He possesses exceptional basketball abilities and is one of the greatest 1v1 players of all time, with a fadeaway that cannot be guarded by mankind.
2. The creator of the jaykobean shake, jaykobean fade, and jaykobean shammy.

Verb
1. To sleep with
2. To copulate with
3. To f*ck
4. To penetrate
Matt: Dude this girl keeps asking to sleep over tonight... Should I just jaykobean her once?
Simon: Yeah dude just jaykobean the crap out of her.
jaykobean by Iamthechosenone August 21, 2017
Jakob is someone that will never leave your side. You will never want to lose a Jakob, because he is a exquisite boy that will care deeply about you. Once you form a connection with a Jakob, it can be very hard to break. Jakob’s will stay on your mind all day, and you’ll constantly wonder how a Jakob is doing.

A Jakob will care for you no matter the cost, and is normally handsome and funny. A Jakob is the life of the party and he’ll always brighten your day. Jakob’s will be very soft and kind, and will normally care for you tenderly.

A Jakob will change your life for the better, so never let go of a Jakob.
Friend: did you see what Jakob did?

Other friend: yes, he’s so selfless!
Jakob by bigbird.ml January 13, 2019
Jakob is a lil fag boy who pisses himself 7 times in one night!
Ofter has very little friends and has a 80% chance of being gay!
Lol you piss your pants you must be a jakob
Jakob by Oder the Ogar January 18, 2020
The act of being an unrepentant asshole. One who has mastered the art of being an ass.
I behave in such a Jacobey manner.
jacobey by Jgilson1 August 30, 2016

jakob danger 

the son of Billie Joe Armstrong, the signer of green day
jakob danger is a small boy
jakob danger by fannymoi August 21, 2006