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jaykobean 

Noun
1. One of the most legendary Koreans of all time. Combining heroic characteristics from Batman, Bruce Wayne, Bane, the Rock, and Kobe Bryant, he is a dominant alpha male and will often say whatever he pleases. He possesses exceptional basketball abilities and is one of the greatest 1v1 players of all time, with a fadeaway that cannot be guarded by mankind.
2. The creator of the jaykobean shake, jaykobean fade, and jaykobean shammy.

Verb
1. To sleep with
2. To copulate with
3. To f*ck
4. To penetrate
Matt: Dude this girl keeps asking to sleep over tonight... Should I just jaykobean her once?
Simon: Yeah dude just jaykobean the crap out of her.
jaykobean by Iamthechosenone August 21, 2017
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Jacobean chair leg 

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.
Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."
Jacobean chair leg by kdwilco September 21, 2013

Jakobians 

A word to describe a follower of a small religious cult worshiping Jakob Voldstedlund a yet unknown individual.
Look there are the Jakobians!
Jakobians by church person January 28, 2022

Jaybeanz 

Jaybeanz is gonna kill my friend who is her partner
Jaybeanz is gonna murder some kids
Jaybeanz by SharkbotJonesYT February 19, 2019
a funny person, has a cool personality ig. 🤤😁🤤
jaybean is funny, she is funny and makes me laugh, i laugh because she’s funny. lol. funny 🤤🤤
Jaybean by bakaaa 🤤🤤🤤 April 27, 2021

Jaykogender 

Basically, Jaykogender means that you identify as a Jayko (god).
I identify as a Jaykogender.
Jaykogender by Tayshi June 7, 2021
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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