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Rastafarian term of inclusion used to describe those who are at peace and in touch with their inner selves, and whose cool runnings don't tread on the rights of others. An extension of Irie, a term meaning "I Respect I Eternal". Irieites generally acheive the ultimate state or Irieness when they are honking down on a big fat doobie filled with ganga, the herb of wisdom also known as Lamb's bread or laying the big bamboo to their favorite Rastawoman.
Jah mon, da bad mon Babylon persecute me rasta brothas but dey still remain irieites in dah face of da evil one. Geeme a draw off a dat spliff, mon. Cool runnin's mon, Irie.
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Origin: Derived from the Ethiopian-centered belief system of Rastafarianism incorporated into American English via Jamaica with Patois influences.
Definition: (1) A state of being often, though not necessarily brought on by the consumption of quality marijuana, which is characterized by acute sensory perception, lucid cognition- sometimes in the 3rd person perspective - inspiration, introspection, creativity, deliberation, overstanding, ethereal tranquility, social symbiosis, tingling, the bee's knees, giddiness, fleetness, lightness. (2) The effect brought upon any time any person hears, or otherwise senses a natural mystic blowin' through the air. (3) In slang, the condition of being really, super stoned, like exceedingly baked.
Origin: Derived from the Ethiopian-centered belief system of Rastafarianism incorporated into American English via Jamaica with Patois influences.
Definition: (1) A state of being often, though not necessarily brought on by the consumption of quality marijuana, which is characterized by acute sensory perception, lucid cognition- sometimes in the 3rd person perspective - inspiration, introspection, creativity, deliberation, overstanding, ethereal tranquility, social symbiosis, tingling, the bee's knees, giddiness, fleetness, lightness. (2) The effect brought upon any time any person hears, or otherwise senses a natural mystic blowin' through the air. (3) In slang, the condition of being really, super stoned, like exceedingly baked.
Ex. 1
After visiting Bob Marley's mausoleum in Nine Mile, Jamaica and paying his respects, Ron, a huge, life-long fan of Bob Marley remarked to his tour guide that he felt different than when he went in, to which his guide responded, "Yeah, mon. You's irie, mon. This a special place, here. It make people feel like dat all da time, mon. True."
Ex. 2
At various points along their hike on the Kalalau Trail on the Hawaiian Island of Kauai's rugged, rainforested Na Pali Coast, the hikers felt quite irie, especially so when the rain showers passed, the clouds broke over the Pacific revealing the luminous turquoise sea, and a rainbow emerged, spanning the northern horizon.
Ex. 3
Curiously, Johnny, Billy, and Tommy, all of legal age and in possession of valid state-issued medical marijuana cards, decided they would spend April 20th seeing how much weed they could smoke and in how many different ways. By late-afternoon, remnants of cut up milk jugs, tubing, tin foil, and pizza hut strewn Billy's back yard, and the guys all were laying on their backs in the grass staring at the sky while Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon played for the 4th time, since somebody put "repeat" on and they were all too irie to get up to turn it off.
After visiting Bob Marley's mausoleum in Nine Mile, Jamaica and paying his respects, Ron, a huge, life-long fan of Bob Marley remarked to his tour guide that he felt different than when he went in, to which his guide responded, "Yeah, mon. You's irie, mon. This a special place, here. It make people feel like dat all da time, mon. True."
Ex. 2
At various points along their hike on the Kalalau Trail on the Hawaiian Island of Kauai's rugged, rainforested Na Pali Coast, the hikers felt quite irie, especially so when the rain showers passed, the clouds broke over the Pacific revealing the luminous turquoise sea, and a rainbow emerged, spanning the northern horizon.
Ex. 3
Curiously, Johnny, Billy, and Tommy, all of legal age and in possession of valid state-issued medical marijuana cards, decided they would spend April 20th seeing how much weed they could smoke and in how many different ways. By late-afternoon, remnants of cut up milk jugs, tubing, tin foil, and pizza hut strewn Billy's back yard, and the guys all were laying on their backs in the grass staring at the sky while Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon played for the 4th time, since somebody put "repeat" on and they were all too irie to get up to turn it off.
by ERubble June 28, 2010
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A mental disorder which skews a persons perception of their place, importance, or belonging within a group of their friends or colleagues. Usually this is a result of overexposure, constant suggestions of terrible ideas or advice, and general dislike of the individual.
Signs of this include speaking to groups of people who are not paying attention, not getting invited to social gatherings or events, and constant feelings of uselessness.
A mental disorder which skews a persons perception of their place, importance, or belonging within a group of their friends or colleagues. Usually this is a result of overexposure, constant suggestions of terrible ideas or advice, and general dislike of the individual.
Signs of this include speaking to groups of people who are not paying attention, not getting invited to social gatherings or events, and constant feelings of uselessness.
Ex. 1:
Todd- Hey what's the deal with Mark? He never seems to shut up anymore.
Dwayne- Oh yeah, he's just suffering from irreleventia, he just hasn't realized it yet.
Ex. 2:
Tammy- I don't get it Sue, why won't Brian call me back?
Vicky- Well Tammy, word on the street is after you put out, he diagnosed you with irreleventia.
Tammy- What's that?
Vicky- Beats me, but it looks like you're not going out tonight.
Todd- Hey what's the deal with Mark? He never seems to shut up anymore.
Dwayne- Oh yeah, he's just suffering from irreleventia, he just hasn't realized it yet.
Ex. 2:
Tammy- I don't get it Sue, why won't Brian call me back?
Vicky- Well Tammy, word on the street is after you put out, he diagnosed you with irreleventia.
Tammy- What's that?
Vicky- Beats me, but it looks like you're not going out tonight.
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