Inverted Porcupine

Slut - meaning if you inverted a porcupine, there would be a lot sticking in as opposed to sticking out - see Pin Cushion

That broad is a total inverted porcupine...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

Invert Jarvis

Someone who has a haircut which is long at the front and shaved at the sides

Look at that kid, what an Invert Jarvis he has!

by Moorejam March 27, 2009

inverted cowboy

When a girl inverts the vagina then shits on the mans dick for lube to insert it easier and be woman has to be fat and has STDs

Danny laid down while shawna inverted her vagina and shit on Danny's dick and then proceeded to fuck him with her fat STD body

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~hey! Danny! Let's do an inverted cowboy!

by DirtyCowboyMan69420 April 11, 2017

inverted emo

You must be the opposite of emo- meaning white is the new black. Wearing minimal black and mainly white and BRIGHT colors is accpetable. Also, your shoes cannot have laces. I.E. kids speak in very complicated ways when saying the simplest things. Inverted Emos must be highly intelligent. They have to watch the news and be educated on global issues. If you don't have a scarily large vocabulary, then you are not I.E.. And if youspell things wrong, then you cannot ever be an I.E..

Those chicks in all white are so Inverted. They wear awesome aviators with their white outfits. An Inverted Emo person might say instead of saying 'I'm happy'- "I have sunshine on my insides."

by B & A March 31, 2008

inverted nipples

used to describe what happens when it's too cold outside.

from looking at it... when your nipples get sucked back into your chest.

by Tasha January 13, 2004

Inverted eel

When one stuffs there foreskin into there urethra for sexual gratification

"I finally got to try the inverted eel last night... now im in hospital with 42 stitches. Worth it"

by Graetius June 19, 2020

inverted period

When a woman acts with needless levels of aggression almost all the time, until one time of the month when they inexplicably treat others with kindness.

Guy 1: Jenny's acting weird this week

Guy 2: Must be that time of the month. That's the inverted period for ya.

by Totally Not a Hack Fraud January 15, 2017