There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe

Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot

by Bernstyle April 10, 2022

there's no i in team

A stupid phrase to tell ball hogs to give you the damn ball.

There aint no I in team.
Well there aint no WE either

by DyingAlive May 19, 2004

there is no e in it

the meaning of life

seriously there isnt

by the mad one March 11, 2004

there's a snake in your pants

"there's a snake in your pants" is a reference for "you have a boner"

Woody: There's a snake in your pants
Andy's gf: HIYA

by YourPublicAffender March 10, 2021

There is a pipebomb in your mailbox

Commonly used on the app Discord. Can be used as a response for literally anything. Usually as a form of a GIF, so there would be a GIF of someone dancing with text saying "There's a pipebomb in your mail box."

Larry: "yo my pet rock died today :("

Bob: "There is a pipebomb in your mailbox".

by sagemilkglass September 6, 2021

“There’s no love in latex”

Skin to skin contact is the way to go. I don’t care if sperm travels into my uterine wall and impregnates me. Penis is the foreskin love is what I need.

Gwen: I was hooking up with this total minx last night and he got out a condom. I looked him dead in the eye and said “there’s no love in latex” and then we fucked.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

There's No Blue Left In Your Eye

It means that someone is lying.

John: "I wasn't with your girlfriend last night."

Mark: "You're lying! There's no blue left in your eye!"

by Infidel21 March 22, 2009