Immaculant

Unnecessarily large
“his dick was NOT immaculant
by jefferson ligma March 12, 2022
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immaculant

When something is overtly large
Person 1: Did you eat a lot of food?
Person 2: Yeah, the meal was immaculant.
by Jeffery69 March 12, 2022
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Premature Immaculation

Putting Christmas decorations out/up before October, let alone November.
I went to the store to get some booze and all I saw was premature Immaculation. It's September .
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Immaculate Defecation

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.
The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.
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Immaculately phenomenal

When a man named H gets married to a goddess named B in Cabo San Lucas surrounded by the love and happiness of all their most important people. And then they proceed to have an absolutely incredible, slightly chaotic, but utterly iconic weekend celebrating two love bird souls. That is the definition of immaculately phenomenal.
by Kruella nemo July 04, 2022
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