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Israeli Ceasefire

An agreement that you don't intend to keep, where nobody believes you will keep it, and then you quickly break it and return to the thing you promised to stop doing. All of the time you believe you are under the assumption of a good faith agreement and probably blaming the other party for breaking it.
Dave said that if she cleaned the living room, he'd clean the bathroom. Instead, he bombed the toilet and didn't flush. It was a total Israeli Ceasefire.
by LT Jr March 18, 2025
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Israelies

everything reported by the Israeli media must be justified, whatever it is. regardless of any news, among others. must be eliminated and should not be discussed for more than 2 months
Israelies News : Hamas Raping israeli woman, and they kidnapped a child in gaza.
by Darklight 2023 January 25, 2024
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Israeli

A person who goes into other people’s homes and pretends it’s their home too.
Guy 1: „Bro I just moved all my stuff to my neighbours place 🤣“
Guy 2: „Bro you’re being such an Israeli, you can’t just do that.”
by Flowerthrower January 23, 2024
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Isra

Someone who has no clue on how to work a PCP Case
Wow, that person is such an Isra at PCP Cases
by Fishboy94 May 20, 2022
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Israeli Pager

When your tech is acting up and you think it's going to blow up.
The spam in the groupchat was so insane, my phone was buzzing like an Israeli Pager.
by DANK_YANKER May 24, 2025
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Spiritually Israeli

Something that is in poor taste, usually because it's from a standpoint of excessive wealth and social status or extremely bloodthirsty.
Person 1: Dude look at that Mall Kiosk full of AI generated art of Gorillas dressed like Jared Leto's Joker.

Person 2: Eugh! That's so tacky! It's like Spiritually Israeli!
by TazmilyGum September 17, 2025
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Israeli Settlements

Contrary to popular belief Israeli settlements aren't illegal. They are just indigenous jewish settlements built on indigenous jewish land. The Arabs are the real settlers.
Calling Israeli Settlements in West Bank as illegal settlements is same as calling Native American reservations in USA as illegal settlements.
by Zionistman42069 November 23, 2024
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