Spiritually Israeli

Something that doesn’t feel real and soulless. The act of when something feels inauthentic but is popular and exaggerated.

“I don’t want to go to dubai.. it feels spiritually israeli”

“Wearing colored contacts feels spiritually israeli”

“Capital one cafe feels spiritually israeli”

by theinformedriri December 22, 2025

Spiritually Israeli

Something that is in poor taste, usually because it's from a standpoint of excessive wealth and social status or extremely bloodthirsty.

Person 1: Dude look at that Mall Kiosk full of AI generated art of Gorillas dressed like Jared Leto's Joker.

Person 2: Eugh! That's so tacky! It's like Spiritually Israeli!

by TazmilyGum September 17, 2025

Israeli Settlements

Contrary to popular belief Israeli settlements aren't illegal. They are just indigenous jewish settlements built on indigenous jewish land. The Arabs are the real settlers.

Calling Israeli Settlements in West Bank as illegal settlements is same as calling Native American reservations in USA as illegal settlements.

by Zionistman42069 November 23, 2024

Israeli Pager

When your tech is acting up and you think it's going to blow up.

The spam in the groupchat was so insane, my phone was buzzing like an Israeli Pager.

by DANK_YANKER May 24, 2025

israeli handjob

The act of giving a handjob to a male corpse to extract semen from it.

Shaylee Atary’s husband, Yahav, died while committing a genocide, so she tried to give him an israeli handJob to have his kids.

by kavehcito2 November 21, 2023

Israeli Fire Serpent

The "Israeli Fire Serpent" is a move during sexual intercourse where the man will stick his penis in a full jerry can (oil) and light his said penis on fire in which the woman will put it out with her juices.

Bonqueque - "dayum i wish i had a girlfriend. Whats sex like?"

Lindsey - "Oh its amazing! Me and Albert did the Israeli Fire Serpent"

by Israelifireserpent212 January 12, 2022

Spiritually Israeli

"Spiritually Isreali" describes something that is in poor taste and so widespread, trendy, or "normie" to the point of it becoming kitschy and generic. Usually such things are made to appeal to the widest possible audience. It isn't directly connected to the actual state of Israel or popular things there.
Examples include:
-Dubai Chocolate
-Labubus
-Those Instagram drawings where they don't draw the persons facial details

-Meaningless paintings, just made to look "cool" and etc.
A common synonym to describe such a thing is "Dubai", both meaning generic, tacky.

"Hey, dude! Check out this cool drawing of a lion with lightning coming out of it's eyes!"
""hello i am from israel and this is my art" ahh 💀😭"
"What the fuck are you talking about."
"idk its kind of Spiritually Israeli"

by kalash_smurdi December 13, 2025