Human

Self-absorbed idiots in clothes. It's a miracle they're still alive.
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Humans

a clusterfuck of enigmas
the humans uprising is upon us
by can i get uhhh September 23, 2017
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Human

humans are homosapielns
by Kdoge June 18, 2017
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Humans

A virus that has an incubation period of roughly 200,000 Earth years. When symptoms first appear, the patient's health rapidly deteriorates. There has only been one confirmed patient of this disease but the victim's little cousin, Moon, showed signs of the infection a couple of decades ago.
Humans are highly infectious and has a yet known mortality rate due to low patient numbers. However judging by the sole victim's health condition, it is soon to be 100%.
by SecretIdentity_ April 12, 2020
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Human

If you bleed, hurt, eat, sleep and breathe, you are human and you deserve to be treated like a human.
Douche: You're just a toy in my game.
You: No, I'm human. I'm not plastic.
by I Am Actually A Human March 30, 2015
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Human

A unique intelligent organism that continually evolves and lives in a large, diverse population and society that relies on the tools it creates, verbal communication, and relies on advanced technology; usually has a different perspective on things.
The human created a house on the riverside with only stone and wood.
by Ultam8 May 9, 2016
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Humans

The most complex creature alive, they can be nice, and helpful, or they can murder you without a second thought. They have the power to help other creatures, and to save the environment, but they usually get tricked into the lies of their Government, which is just a title that people give meaning. They can help people in poverty, and some are kind enough to do so, these humans are the best. Some become greedy and power hungry, and are cruel. They often pursue pointless hings, like looking like a popular person. They put much value in pieces of paper, and metal, and fight pointless wars against eachother, just to look powerful, or to get resources, just because they don't want to share their resources with others. When will humans realize they are why there are so many problems on Earth? They are quite complex creatures, as they can lie, and can hurt other humans, they are quite interesting. Overall, humans are unique, as almost no 2 are alike. One thing they all have in common, humans big and small, young and old, love their devices, big and small. If they would just get off them for just a day, they may learn much more, and may love eachother more, and learn that they are all one species, human, no matter their skin color, language, accent, religion, gender, wealth, or their sexual orientation. They are all humans.
Humans are all the same species, no matter if their rich or poor, they all can choose to do good in the world, but many do not, because they are afraid of what everyone else will think of them. Look at all the good stories, the stories of Malala, and others, they stood up for whats right, and even if they got shot, shunned, or jailed, in the end, they succeeded, because they stood for whats right, and they didn't let themselves get stepped over, they didn't care what others thought of them, they only cared about doing whats right.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
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