Herman Cain

A joker running for the GOP candidacy in the 2012 presidential election. This despite the fact that he's never held office, unfamiliar with U.S./foreign affairs, and having a campaign whose "ideals" are based on pop-culture references such as The Sims and Pokemon. Was previously the token president of Godfather's Pizza, where he (allegedly) sexually harassed a number of women, and turned a $300 million-dollar business into a $40 million-dollar business. Also doesn't believe in reading and answers questions with numbers, preferably with three 9's.

Reporter: Iran is producing nuclear weapons to possible strike Israel or even the United States. As president, how do you handle this situation?

Herman Cain: 9-9-9!

by TheMechanic11 November 19, 2011

Hermaphrachild

A child who is a hermaphrodite, meaning they have both male and female reproductive organs, or are both genders at once

Casey is Melody's daughter, but she is also Alyssa's brother. Therefore, Casey is a hermaphrachild.

by socksie November 23, 2010

Herman

Herman is the best friend you can ever have. Once you are friends with him, he is always friends with you no matter if you are in a different school or class.

He is the person that you can trust and he would always listen to you even if you are just ranting.

He would care for you by doing the simplest things to make you feel like someone is actually caring for you. He calls himself an idoit too but in reality he is not really an idoit but sometimes is.

Person 1: I heard that Herman is great friend
Person 2: He is. He is super loyal.

by wohenni November 30, 2021

bleeding herman

noun:When you masterbate to much, your penis stops shooting cum and starts shooting blood.

Since adam klein never jacks it, he doesnt have to worry about getting a bleeding puppy.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

hermaphrodite

1.A word derived from the ancient greek god/godess that was the child of Hermes and Aphrodite.
2. a person who is both male and female

Hermaphrodite was a god/godess

by Boghdn January 31, 2004

hermaphordite

Person with both male and female parts.

hermaphordite, Stephen Lynch:
'Is she a mister... or is she a miss? Does she stand up when shes takin a piss? Shes my little girl, ya shes my little guy, when i try to please her i get poked in the eye ya!'

by Sylk Cream October 12, 2005

Hermaphrodite

Someone who has both male and female genitalia, or, in other words, someone who is "the best of both worlds." An example of a hermaphrodite would be "Pat" from SNL.

Dude! Judging from Miley Cyrus' song, "The Best of Both Worlds," I bet you she's a hermaphrodite!

by LilPiggay February 4, 2010