love hotel

A Love Hotel /ləv/ /hōˈte/) is a short-stay, day-use only hotel with tariffs extending from 30 minutes to several hours. Originally used by Japanese married couples due to a lack of space in Japanese homes, love hotels are now often frequented by young couples who still live with their parents. In the French context they provide a convenient (indeed awesome!) location for a common French practise, the “cinq à sept” (literally, "five to seven", pronounced "sank-ah-set"). The phrase is used in France as a synecdoche for a visit to one's mistress. The rooms of love hotels, usually themed, include original decoration to meet all customers' fantasies (doctor’s office, bondage, mirrors, etc). The Love Hotel in Paris is located in Europe’s biggest sex shop. It is safe haven for low budget adulterers who have nowhere else to go for their cinq à sept. It is conveniently located in the middle of the city, easily accessible with public transport. One should be mentally prepared to walk into the sex shop by broad daylight, but when you’ve tried the office showers and the corner of the street in the middle of November, and have been busted a couple of times, you won’t care anymore, as long as you can get a private room and any kind of furniture to have sex on. It has a wide range of rooms with different themes, but the best ones are the African and Oriental rooms. It’s the best place to be in Paris, much better than the Eiffel Tower.

With Jean we needed a not too expensive place to fuck each other’s brains out, so we went to the love hotel after work between five and seven, then we ate cheese and drank wine before going home to our families.

by Jacques French June 4, 2013

Hotel Room

*Hotel Room* is normally said to a very hot girl. Hotel room refers to a typical hotel room and if you say it to a girl it basically means you want to bang her in a Hotel Room.

John: Oi, Oliver did you see that *Hotel Room* over there?
Oliver: Yeah man! Shes really hot

by Vasily Zaitsev October 21, 2018

Burnt Snake Hotel

After slicing open an entry pathway into the human chest cavity just under the rib cage a large rattlesnake is used where its head is forced into the hole as a hand held torch is applied to the snake still outside the body forcing the snake to completely enter into the body cavity or (torso) whereupon the snake will then angerily flip flop around against the lungs and internal organs where it will later come to restful perish and eventual decay - hence a (Burnt Snake Hotel). NOTE: Extra vermin not included.

Beaten into a state of venomous striking rage the angry serpent is held tight as the entry portal is sliced open into the living organs the torture begins to horrific screams the journey of the snake from light into warm darkness its head is forced in the hot flame licks at the serpent's scales as the morbid battle ensues yet in the end the full length of the snake is finally inside as the torch is used to slow the victim from bleeding out too early slowly coming to rest with a serpent filled belly the victim is the (Burnt Snake Hotel) wasn't that mary.

by Muncherflesh Chalkwhite March 24, 2009

Cheap Hotel Pants

noun. Pants that have no ball room. Can result in man toe.

Man #1, Damn, my balls are getting crushed by my Cheap Hotel Pants.

Man #2, Cheap hotel pants?

Man #1, Cheap Hotels have no ballroom.

by Ruzzell May 22, 2008

Tokio Hotel

Tokio Hotel is a band hailing from Madgeburg, Germany. It consists of frontman Bill Kaulitz, Bill's twin brother and guitarist Tom Kaulitz, bassist Georg Listing and drummer Gustav Schäfer. Tokio Hotel first formed in 2001 under the band name "Devilish". Tokio Hotel released their first German language album "Schrei" in 2005. "Schrei" sold more than half a million copies worldwide and spawned four top five singles in Germany and Austria. In 2007 Tokio Hotel released the CDs "Zimmer 483" and "Scream", an English album, containing songs from both "Schrei" and "Zimmer 483", translated and recorded in English. Tokio Hotel has already taken Europe by storm, and now, they are ready to take on the USA. Their US single, "Ready, Set, Go!" has reached #1 on the TRL countdown. Their album, "Scream" was released on May 6, 2008 in the USA. They are all straight, no matter what you hear. Also, many people do think that they are also very attractive. Their music is amazing.

Italian: "Tokio Hotel is so amazing!"
Spaniard: "Yes I agree! They're topping the charts in my country!"
Greek: "All 3 of their albums were in the Top 10 in my country!"
American: "Most fans are learning German because of them!"
German: "They are so hot! Tokio Hotel für immer!"
All: "Ja!!"

by NIKIMARIE May 20, 2008

habbo hotel

A virtual website where perverts and creeps can talk to innocent childeren. It's a VERY addicting game. I, myself, was addicted to Habbo Hotel until my parents made me quit. Once I got off of it I found a lot of much better sites than Habbo Hotel. People can get so addicted that Habbo Hotel is soon there reality. When I was playing it I was so addicted that i would play it 24-7 day and night. I wouldn't talk to my friends, family, and I got bad grades in school. The things I hate about Habbo Hotel Is that people ask for others ASL's. A guy could say asl? and the girl would say 15.f.ny and he would say Oh me too. But sadly the fact is MOST of the people that do that is really 40 year old men. The other thing is that people get bf's and gf's over the web, it's so pathetic. The other thing is furni. People actually have to pay real money for pixilized furni. It's like throwing your money in the garbage can. The fact is that over the internet you really don't know who you are talking to over the internet unless you know them. It's really important when someone asks you something creepy to just get out of that situation which most people don't do. AND LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS FOR GOD SAKE.

Habbo hotel is very evil and a scam. MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DO

by Lisaa April 15, 2006

hotel

Ebonics for Ho Tell

"I gave my ex crabs and the HOTEL everyone"

by reger May 2, 2003