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hotpocket timebomb

When you are nothing but a fat slob who sits at the computer all day long reading UD, while eating the WHOLE box of McCain's Hotpockets (side note: either my lazy ass couldn't find them at the store, or they stopped selling them. If thats the case; bring them back!!!!) to yourself and you have spiked the bottom of one of them with immense amounts of hot sauce and you know the minute you eat that one, you will explode and die due to you health. Lets face it, you do not exercise and you eat shit all day long. Your heart has now given up. Time to die
hey, did you hear about Andy? He got hit with a hotpocket timebomb. I knew that's what would get him
by obese dese nuts January 20, 2011
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Hotpockit

Sweaty oral sex right after work.
Hey girl I need me a hotpockit!
by Rodayea September 6, 2013
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Hospice

(pronounced hoe-spice) The girl who isn't quite a hoe. But she hangs out with enough hoes to gain the reputation of one.
I wouldn't call her a hoe, but she's definitely hospice.
by sammybethanyabbie December 16, 2011
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Alabama HotPocket

Jack came in the room after he did a Alabama HotPocket
by brodangles September 16, 2011
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hotpocket

When a guy shits in the girls pussyhole and then proceeds to fucking her.
Buddy #1: "Dude, last night I dared Jake to hotpocket Meghan and he actually did!", "she still smelled when we woke up this morning."

Buddy #2: "She probly liked it, that nasty hoe."
by Betsy Baker January 11, 2008
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Hospicable

A combination of the words "hospitable" and "despicable' that sarcastically highlights the irony of a situation.
The city of Grants, NM, who always think of everybody else, wants all businesses to open up, despite orders to stay at home during this global pandemic, making them the first town to knowingly, willingly, voluntarily, and officially, Welcome Covid19 to New Mexico. How hospicable of them.
by JayyTheOrc April 25, 2020
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Beef Taco Hotpocket

When you open a woman’s vagina and insert only your balls
It was so cold outside, I said to Maria, “It’s time for a Beef Taco Hotpocket...”
by K1llawatt69 November 4, 2017
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