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Hitch-Slapped

When a person overwhelmingly loses a debate with Christopher Hitchens. Most of the people Hitchens has debated with wind up Hitch-Slapped within a few minutes.
The Pope: Sex is meant for procreation, not for pleasure. Condoms are sinful and prevent the potential development of human life.

Christopher Hitchens: Your opposition to condom use has led to the spread of HIV/AIDS, hunger, poverty, and countless other miseries throughout the Third World!

Mediator: Your holiness, it looks like you've been Hitch-slapped.
by thegreatrock June 16, 2011
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

1. The original science-fiction comedy. Written by the late Douglas Adams, HGttG incorporated poignant observations about the nature of Life, the Universe and Everything with ridiculous slapstick. It began as a radio show, but was later made into a book trilogy in five parts. The one steadfast rule of the series is that logic and causality are for sissies.

2. A fictional device similar to a PDA which contains an encyclopedic database about everything you could possibly want to know about, written by underpaid or unpaid people not really concerned with accuracy (much like UrbanDictionary). It comes in a box that has the words "DON'T PANIC!" in large, friendly letters.
"Thanks to the Hitchhiker's Guide, I've become an expert in all sorts of useless crap. And I can fly."
by Teflon Don December 11, 2003
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Moss Covered Hatchet Wound

I was gonna go down on the bitch but that vag was a moss covered hatchet wound.
by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

1. A very popular BBC radio series written by Douglas Adams, originally broadcast in 1978, with new episodes broadcast in 1980, 2004 and 2005.
2. A book released in 1979 by Douglas Adams, derived from the first series of 1. Also the blanket title for a series of four further books by Adams set in the same universe. Sometimes known as “a trilogy in five parts”.
3. 1979 stage show derived from the first series of 1.
4. 1979 LP recording derived from the first series of 1.
5. 1981 BBC television series derived partially from the first series of 1., with some material from 2. and additional original material.
6. A 1984 computer text adventure game by Infocom, freely adapted from the beginning of the first series of 1.
7. A 2005 film from Disney, very loosely derived from the first series of 1. Widely felt to have lost most of the humor and pacing of the original in the process of adapting the material to an American audience. The death of Douglas Adams (and subsequent editing of the script by others) may have played a part in this.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was one of my favorite books in High School.
by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 19, 2006
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hitchy

Combination of being hungry and bitchy.
There are so many goddamn people and I want something to eat. I'm getting all hitchy in this place!
by girlintehbox July 1, 2014
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Scat hatch

A sexual term for an asshole.
When I had diarrhea my scat hatch was like a super soaker full of swamp water
by Stupid nutty diulted fuck September 4, 2010
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bury the hatchet

to make peace (from the alleged Native American practice of burying one's weapons as a sign of peace)
It's time we stopped fighting and bury the hatchet.
by Light Joker January 3, 2006
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