HOMER J SIMPSON

A LEGEND AND A ROLE MODEL TO ALL MALES I SALUTE U HOMER SIMPSON hmmm Beer
FUNNYEST CARTOON CHARACTER ALIVE

DOhh MMMMMM BEER y u little chocking sounds

by TYLER R February 5, 2004

Homewrecker

A dirty worthless backstabbing whore who will plot and plan to steal you're husband, send him dirty text messages while he's working, and try to fuck him in her piece of shit car before sending him back home to his wife! The fake ass bitch will even have the balls to request you as a friend on fb as she moves in for the kill. Every homewrecker needs a good old fashion beat down and a reality check.

Example 1:
Boy: "Did you hear Ellie is going to start working here?"

Girl: "Oh shit! She's a homewrecker tell all the girls in the club to put their husbands on lockdown!"

Example 2:
Girl 1: "Did you hear Taylor is fucking the DJ?"

Girl 2: "Isn't he married with 3 kids?"

Girl 1: "Yes he is but she's a dirty homewrecker that can't find a man of her own with that dumpy ass of hers so she's gotta steal somebody else's husband!"

by take that you dirty bitch! April 19, 2010

Homerton

Homerton College is the newest of all the cambridge colleges. It is the biggest with the most students, most successful at sport winning the football cup, having all three football teams promoted and won the rugby 7s cuppers.

Home of the widely known drinking society the Pros, Homerton is basically the coolest of all cambridge colleges and if you are lucky enough to get pooled there you will enjoy yourself as much as those who were smart enough to apply there in the first place.

"you go to Homerton?'
"Yes"
"We'll just go back to mine instead then"

by DBaker April 5, 2010

Homer

Someone who stays home all the time.

Instead of going to the beach with his friends, Justin stayed home watching re-runs of Breaking Bad because he’s a homer.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

homewrecker

a trampy bitch who spends time with someones husband as a co-worker & also ends up sleeping with him, knowing he is married with children & expecting another!

Rachel from caterpillar, Decatur, Illinois is a homewrecker

by the wife!! December 9, 2008

No Homers Club

A nice board dedicated to the simpsons, which can be found at www.nohomers.net.

I spend way too much time at the No Homers Club.

by SomeOne August 27, 2003

homoerrata

A situation whereby a male who is sexually inclined towards other males mistakes another male as being homosexual, and thus proceeds to attempt to win his heart.

Trent: Hey there big boy, I hear they call you Fat Tony... ;)
Ant: I'm not gay
Trent: I'm so sorry, I could have sworn that you ride the man train.
Ant: That's alright, just an innocent case of homoerrata...

by Dennis Scott August 10, 2004