Hobitch

A bitch that is also a hoe. Someone that has been acting pussy lately.

You's a hobitch, son. Step up the plate instead of talking.

by ~Smoqe~ November 26, 2002

hobbit

a short ass person.

Brittany is such a hobbit

by olexa21 January 22, 2009

Hobbitting

Staying in a room with the lights off, curtains/blinds closed as to minimise light during the day. The room must be warm. Watch films while cwtching under a duvet eating junk food.

-'Have you been hobbitting all day?'
'Hell yeah! I had no lectures today!'

by Tobyj_197 February 17, 2009

hobbit-high

the state of extreme excitement and talkativeness after seeing a highly anticipated movie in theaters, similar to a sugar- or adrenaline-rush.

"After going to the midnight premiere of Catching Fire, we left the movie theater on a Hobbit-high."

"We were so Hobbit-high, we spent three hours breaking down and analyzing the movie."

"I'm going to be so Hobbit-high I won't be able to fall asleep."

by genlynne23 December 11, 2013

Hobbit foot

Visual description of a hairy bush or sascrotch that looks eerily similar to the top of a Hobbit's hairy foot.

That hippie girl probably has a Hobbit foot under that tye-dye dress.

by Big Jared May 11, 2014

Hornithologist

Once dedication to hornithology has been attained and you have proven to be an expert in such a field, you are now a full blown hornithologist

I've spent the last 30 years of my life studying hornithology, I must be a hornithologist by now.

by HRabbit December 6, 2016

hobbiter

The hobbiter is shorter then a hobbit, takes shots with soap, and cannot spell after a piña colada

“I just ate Malibu” says the hobbit
“I just ate soap” replies the hobbiter

by Jdawggg17 August 18, 2018