by Former Clothes Horse Husband May 5, 2006
Get the clothes horse mug.A phrase expressing a strong desire or need for something relatively simple or inexpensive as compared to a kingdom, but at the present moment the item needed or wanted is invaluable. Any needed item can be substituted for 'a horse.'
"My kingdom for a horse."
"My kingdom for a BLANK."
"My kingdom for a roll of TP." (expressed while sitting in a bathroom stall without toilet paper.
"My kingdom for a gallon of gas."
"My kingdom for a bra that fits."
"My kingdom for a BLANK."
"My kingdom for a roll of TP." (expressed while sitting in a bathroom stall without toilet paper.
"My kingdom for a gallon of gas."
"My kingdom for a bra that fits."
by Bahfelix June 8, 2009
Get the My kingdom for a horse. mug."I had that girl so turned on that by the time I stuck my hand down her pants, it felt like I was feeding a horse."
by ChapmasterFlex27 March 15, 2010
Get the feeding a horse mug."Get off your high horse" is an idiom people retort with in an argument when the other person is acting like a holier-than-thou being when in reality, they aren't. To put it in a simpler manner, to tell people to stop acting as if they're the top authority when they aren't.
Person A: "I am completely entitled to go around dismissing people when they do something completely normal just because they're wrong and I'm ultimately right."
Person B: "Get off your high horse."
Person B: "Get off your high horse."
by InsertDictionaryHere December 25, 2016
Get the Get off your high horse mug.A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"
Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!
by TehEndieMC December 14, 2014
Get the help your uncle jack off a horse mug.A very intense sport which requires the use of every single muscle in you body to stay on when your horse decides he is finished. It also requires you to get up really early saturday morning, so it doesnt get too hot. It requires you to be out at the barn at any time 24/7 in the case that your horse decides to hurt himself and cost you hundreds of dollars. Considered the hardest sport, But in the end, Its worth it.
Person 1: horseback riding is gay&easy.
Person 2: ride a horse for an hour or so around dinner time, then come tell me its easy.
Person 1: My ass hurts like crazy!
Person 2: Why? all you did was ride yesterday.
Person 1: What the hell.
Person 2: ride a horse for an hour or so around dinner time, then come tell me its easy.
Person 1: My ass hurts like crazy!
Person 2: Why? all you did was ride yesterday.
Person 1: What the hell.
by youme&thebeach September 9, 2009
Get the HorseBack Riding mug.Popular online term, Grass Mud Horse, which originally is a legendary beast and recently used as a political parody for the harmonious society.
There is a herd of Grass Mud Horses*
In the wild and beautiful Ma Le Desert**
They are lively and intelligent
they are fun-loving and nimble
They live freely in the Ma Le Desert
They are courageous, tenacious, and overcome the difficult environment
Oh lying down Grass Mud Horse
Oh running wild Grass Mud Horse
They defeated river crabs*** in order to protect their grass land
River crabs forever disappeared from Ma Le Desert
In the wild and beautiful Ma Le Desert**
They are lively and intelligent
they are fun-loving and nimble
They live freely in the Ma Le Desert
They are courageous, tenacious, and overcome the difficult environment
Oh lying down Grass Mud Horse
Oh running wild Grass Mud Horse
They defeated river crabs*** in order to protect their grass land
River crabs forever disappeared from Ma Le Desert
by Tonyjeans April 12, 2009
Get the Grass mud horse mug.