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A Mexican Hillbilly
hillbilly hernandez by TrollHunter141 June 4, 2016
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Hillbilly Tuxedo
A full outfit of denim garments to be worn only in extremely groovey situations, nasty basement frat parties and music festivals.
The outfit is comprised of blue jeans over a denim thong, with a white Hanes T-shirt and a jean jacket. *Must be accompanied with a skillful/rhythmic yet provocative thrust of the groin to the beat.
Dance your heart out soldier.
The outfit is comprised of blue jeans over a denim thong, with a white Hanes T-shirt and a jean jacket. *Must be accompanied with a skillful/rhythmic yet provocative thrust of the groin to the beat.
Dance your heart out soldier.
Troy: “I don’t get how James is getting so many sexy ladies tonight!”
Joe: “It’s gotta be the Hillbilly Tuxedo- the way he thrusts his hips on beat is scintillating— He might impregnate the beat”
Troy: “God I wish I could be him. The outfit could undo my belt by getting too close; and I’m completely straight!”
Joe: “It’s gotta be the Hillbilly Tuxedo- the way he thrusts his hips on beat is scintillating— He might impregnate the beat”
Troy: “God I wish I could be him. The outfit could undo my belt by getting too close; and I’m completely straight!”
Hillbilly Tuxedo by The Bearcat January 29, 2023
hillbilly vasectomy
OK,now how were going to do this is we are going to take this 24 gage over here,load it with bird-shot,hold it to your sack and pull the trigger. And thats a hillbilly vasectomy
hillbilly vasectomy by hydralisk January 4, 2011
hillbilly haiku
A poem, spoken by hillbillies, that *sounds* something like haiku but doesn't scan like it. A hillbilly haiku doesn't fit the 5-7-5 syllable scheme, or even have three lines, because hillbillies can't count.
hillbilly haiku by Krakky McKraken October 9, 2005
Hillbilly Hell
The deep south- Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia. Don't get me wrong, some parts of the south aren't horrible, but when they're bad, dammit, they're bad. Take it from me, I lived there, and it was a fate worse than death.
They're the Bible belt states. It's bad enough there if you're Christian. If you're Jewish, Muslim, or anything else, don't even consider going there. Hell, if you're black, hispanic, or anything besides white, don't go there. Hillbilly Hell is the most intolerant, racist place in the US. If you're not being hung because "yew ain't white", or at least scruntinized for it, you'll find that the native Bible Beltians all have the mentality of 6th graders. Even the adults.
Even if the people there didn't lick mad ass, the shitastic weather makes it a true squalid hellhole. It's 90 degrees and humid most of the year, except the 2 months that it's winter. And by winter, I mean 40 degree weather that feels like -40 because the air is pretty much saturated all the time.
Satan originally settled it as Hell, but he thought he was being a little TOO harsh.
They're the Bible belt states. It's bad enough there if you're Christian. If you're Jewish, Muslim, or anything else, don't even consider going there. Hell, if you're black, hispanic, or anything besides white, don't go there. Hillbilly Hell is the most intolerant, racist place in the US. If you're not being hung because "yew ain't white", or at least scruntinized for it, you'll find that the native Bible Beltians all have the mentality of 6th graders. Even the adults.
Even if the people there didn't lick mad ass, the shitastic weather makes it a true squalid hellhole. It's 90 degrees and humid most of the year, except the 2 months that it's winter. And by winter, I mean 40 degree weather that feels like -40 because the air is pretty much saturated all the time.
Satan originally settled it as Hell, but he thought he was being a little TOO harsh.
Ashley: Did Meg have to move to Alabama?
Patrick: I don't know, but it'd suck if she did. That place is hillbilly hell...
Patrick: I don't know, but it'd suck if she did. That place is hillbilly hell...
Hillbilly Hell by J@n1c3 June 21, 2011
Hillbilly Palace
A large but not fancy dwelling generally 10,000+ square feet and including a 3000+ square foot shop. Built by an ambitious hillbilly after he reaches his mid-life crisis.
My dad reached his mid life crisis but a new truck just wouldn't do, so we built the hillbilly palace instead.
Hillbilly Palace by Ryan 53rb3rt June 17, 2010