Hippocampus

Where african water animals go to get their education.

It's actually the memory processing center of the Lymbic system in the brain. Hippocampus

by MrLongley November 4, 2012

cyborg-hippo-were-panda

It is a hippo/panda splice that has been upgraded with computerized machines and processors to make it a smarter, faster, more tactical killing machine. But all the while being able to write award winning poems in the heat of combat.

The city is being wiped out by that dangerously destructive device, but sensitive, cyborg hippo panda.

by SamuraiWarrior March 22, 2005

Hippocrit

noun. A fat person that, either by a lack of a functioning mirror, or a act of misguided self-loathing, makes fun of other fat people.

Generally disliked by the public, these land mammals point out other peoples physical flaws to further distort their self-image. If you are unlucky enough to encounter said creature, it is best to be brutally honest to them.

Fat Girl: Hey Lacy, look at the fat girl walking into the restaurant. I hope they have enough food. haha *sniffle *snort *snort

Lacy: Your a walrus

Fat Girl: *grabs her food and leaves crying*

Uneducated Bystander: Why did that fat girl waddle away crying?

Lacy: Oh she was being a Hippocrit.

Educated Bystander:Ahh I see,Thank you Lacy, your good deed has not gone unnoticed.

by Truthinese July 29, 2012

Happorny

When you feel so happy that you can sense a tingling in your genitals - much like you feel when you are sexually aroused. The happiness may or may not come from non-sexual activities or thoughts.

Matt: I've bought us tickets for Las Vegas!
Lenny: Ohgodfuckyes.
Matt: What was that?
Lenny: I just got very happorny.
Matt: Ah, I understand.

by snohvit October 16, 2009

hairy anal hippo

having anal sex with a fat chick with a hairy ass hole

wow i'm gonna have hairy anal hippo sex with tiffany

by don-keyballs November 6, 2007

hippobutt

As made famous by the Jr./Sr. High Drama Classes at Edwin Parr Composite High School in Athabasca, Alberta, Canada.

A word yelled at an unexpected time, causing massive fakes of seizures, also fondly referred to as an animal on fire.

Principal (at assembly): Reminding you that...

Drama teacher: Hippobutt!!

Students: Ahhhh!! (pretend seizures)

Principal loses concentration of assembly.

by Ryan "Danger" Powers November 1, 2008

Hippocritic Oath

The oath officials take after being elected to public office..... You can swear to the people you will not do something....then do it anyway. Oath taken by United States House and Senate before taking their seat. Wife took Hippocritc Oath before shopping today.

All newly elected officials took their Hippocritc Oath today before they assembled. Bank President took Hippocritic Oath when made CEO. CEO took Hippocritc Oath in front of Stock Holders.

by DJD58 December 20, 2012