Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023

Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.

Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”

by Jellyfish beans February 6, 2025

Hamburger Helper

a packaged food product from Eagle Foods.

In 1979, Scott Spiegel wrote, produced and directed a short film entitled Attack of the Helping Hand, which featured a Hamburger Helper oven mitt as a killer glove

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Mother’s little helper (MLH)

Mother’s little helper is an alcoholic drink concealed in a metal water bottle.

We brought a mother’s little helper (MLH) of wine to the elementary school play to help mother and Mike enjoy the show.

by MikNey March 11, 2025

helper

A subserviant spirit used to aid Devine revelations and mastery. Also opening up the world's and dimensions to all who believes. A grass hopper and a dear.

Are you going to church tomorrow Joe?

Jodi; if I'm lead by the helper.

Look at the dear it looks like a helper.
Can you hear the grass hopper it sounds like a noise helper.

by Jodiy brown September 3, 2019

Hamburger Helper

A packaged food product from Eagle Foods. As boxed, it consists of a dried carbohydrate (often pasta or rice), with powdered seasonings contained in a packet. The consumer is meant to combine the contents of the box with browned ground beef ("hamburger"), water, and, with some varieties, milk to create a complete one-dish meal.

The Hamburger Helper mascot is "the Helping Hand" or "Lefty"—a four-fingered, left-hand white glove with a face on the palm and a red spherical nose. It often appears in the product's television commercials and on packages

by Wendysfg May 8, 2023

Hamburger Helper

A packaged food product from Eagle Foods. As boxed, it consists of a dried carbohydrate (often pasta or rice), with powdered seasonings contained in a packet

The Hamburger Helper mascot is "the Helping Hand" or "Lefty", a four-fingered, left-hand white glove with a face on the palm and a red spherical nose. It often appears in the product's television commercials and on packages

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023