Swayback Heifer

A sad, old, crotchety cow. Good for Karens and tired old queens.

Karen, get your racist ass out of here, you swayback heifer.

by Gingerbear77 December 28, 2022

Voodoo volcanic header

when you make fun of a large pimple on someone and then you get one soon afterwards

Oh crap, I got a voodoo volcanic header!

by Seles April 23, 2011

heifer herder

–noun
a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking "ugly" friends to reassure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres.

ex.

Gloria always hangs out with the ugly girls, she is undoubtedly a heifer herder.

by Peeacheyeell March 6, 2011

the henderson

The sexual act involving a tarp and anal beads. Anal beads in while the guy is getting a blow job, and right when he cums the anal beads are removed, and his bowels empty all over the tarp. Then the partner rolls around in the feces and commences to other sexual acts.

Person 1: You ready? Gonna put the tarp down.
Person 2: What do we need a tarp for?
Person 1: the henderson, now put these anal beads in

by almosttooboss June 10, 2011

heimerdinger

heimerdinger is a league of legends character he places down turrets and everyone hates him he is probably one of the most hated characters in the game and plz nerf

heimerdinger is so annoying with all of his turrets he can fuck off

by league player 1 October 1, 2021

double-header

The event of having sex with one partner right after another.

Man, last night I had a double-header with a blonde hottie and her brunette ho biatch friend.

by KBK January 22, 2005

hederasexual

A terrible misspelling of heterosexual.

Heterosexual= H-e-t-e-r-o-s-e-x-u-a-l not H-e-d-e-r-a-s-e-x-u-a-l

by Corb March 16, 2005