Heart Attack Handjob

Administering a handjob during a rollercoaster ride. The combined adrenaline from the coaster ride as well as the handjob itself can bring about a severely fast pace in heartbeat, potentially leading to a heart attack among older men and weak boys, and maybe even the squat woman performing them.

My chest is killing me after she jerked me off on The Demon, I thought my heart was going to explode during the heart attack handjob.

Roberts not talking to me anymore since Mary gave me the heart attack handjob and i sprayed him in the face.

by Ashley the Amazing August 16, 2007

eat your heart out

A declaration, often exaggerated, joking and boastful, of being better than another person, the aforementioned often being a celebrity or historical figure.

"Mozart, eat your heart out!" said the organ player after a successful concert.

by JackieH March 31, 2007

heartbroken

that feeling where you just want to cry sooo much and those tears turns into a river and you hope that it can flow you to some place that can help you forget the pain you are going through. the pain hurts sooo much, the worst pain ever. only time can heal it, it is like the longest treatment ever to help you heal.

When you love the person you cant love. he loves you and you love him but so many people try to tear you two apart. you guys secretly date, but soon realize that the more your with that person you fall more in love with him or her and know that sooner or later you have to depart from that person, because just the thought of not seeing them everyday or to talk to them, or to even feel the warmth of their hug and kiss pains you even more. so you end it thinking that it was the best for the both of you. even if you tell that person we can still be friends you know you both can never see each other that way because you both want something more than that. that's what heartbroken means to me.

by i let him go December 18, 2012

Heart-attack juice

A named used for canned energy drinks containing lots of sugar and taurine such as Monster, Rockstar and red bull that people associate with heart attacks.

Mason: You look tired, James
James: Yeah, I could do with some Heart-attack juice

by The Milkyboy April 19, 2014

glowing E.T. heart

When a bowl, waterfall, or gravity bong is sufficiently rolling and resembles the glowing heart of E.T

I couldn't help but smile as I watched the water run from my waterfall creating a beautiful glowing E.T. heart

by shwave dave May 4, 2010

heartbroken

When that one guy, who you held so dear, breaks your heart. Your heart falls into your stomach and feel as if its going to come out of your mouth; you feel as if nothing will ever be the same and how you could just go back in time and correct things. But you can't. And you will get over it, it just takes time. A lot of time and ice cream.

I was heartbroken when he told me that he still had feelings for his ex and was just using me to get over her.

by ahh it's lily March 20, 2008

heart balm

Any common remedy for those trying to get over heartbreak.

You have been so depressed ever since you and your girlfriend broke up. You need a heart balm, like a dog to keep you company or maybe you should join some clubs.

by Nique January 4, 2005