My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.
by Ms. Hazelwood October 9, 2003
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by DOOBER-HEAD September 10, 2005
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DANGER
THIS CHILD WILL STRANGLE IF ANGRY OR SAD OR ANYTHING REALLY!
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPROACH THIS CHILD UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!
SHE IS A GOOD FRIEND BUT KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!
DANGER
THIS CHILD WILL STRANGLE IF ANGRY OR SAD OR ANYTHING REALLY!
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPROACH THIS CHILD UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!
SHE IS A GOOD FRIEND BUT KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!
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Get the Hazel mug.Born February 14, 1921 she is the mayor of Mississauga, Ontario Canada. One of the longest serving mayors in Canada, she has served Mississauga well for more then 30 years. Every election in Mississauga is lopsided towards her, although who's complaining?
She does an excellent job of keeping Mississauga clean, have low crime rates, and our city wealthy (I think we have $200 million dollars in reserves?) Also she promises to keep Toronto out of our city maintaining our unique identity.
She does an excellent job of keeping Mississauga clean, have low crime rates, and our city wealthy (I think we have $200 million dollars in reserves?) Also she promises to keep Toronto out of our city maintaining our unique identity.
Hazel McCallion is also known as Hurricane Hazel for her vibrant outspoken style of no-nonsense politics.
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Guy 2 "why?"
Guy 1 "She came over with cupcakes, Cleaned the whole house while completely smashed."
Guy 2 "why?"
Guy 1 "She came over with cupcakes, Cleaned the whole house while completely smashed."
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