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Having an Epic

1)This describes the point of no return where someone succumbs to the stress of a situation and blows it out of proportion.
Easy my man, dont gwan an have an epic.
by Linguistadore October 6, 2003
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having a meal

A euphemism for oral sex performed on women.
Another way of saying "eating out".
Guy #1: Hey, where's Roy?
Guy #2: He's with is girlfriend.
Guy #1: Doing what?
Guy #2: Having a meal, so to speak.
Guy #1: Oh. Props to him!
by roxasfair March 7, 2010
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Having a Maxwell

The act of placing a mirror in-between your legs whilst squatting and masturbating. The positioning of the mirror allows for a view of one's own arsehole which helps achieve a heightened state of arousal
Q: What are you up to tonight?

A: I'm pretty tired to be honest, i'll probably end up having a maxwell then going to bed
by scott cream March 31, 2010
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This is when you’re not having an enjoyable time and you’d rather be doing something else. This is my mood everyday at school.
Me at school

“Bro I am straight up not having a good time

“Same bro”
by Savethetutlesandioop September 9, 2019
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Having a cup of tea

Synonym for having sex. Often used when talking about sexual consent.
If someone is unconscious, don't give them a cup of tea.

"Where's George?"
"He's having a cup of tea"

Sometimes, people agree to having a cup of tea. But then, when the tea is ready, they might realise, that they don't want it anymore. Sure, that sucks, but you wouldn't force them to have a cup of tea.
by George the Turnip October 4, 2016
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no-future-having-ho

Usually a girl. (usually younger: 13-15 yrs) (Usually new at a school) that starts LOOKING for all the potheads, and doing anything to get into their good graces and tryimng to fit into their little druggie clique. Even though they have no intention of doing drugs themselves. They just like to act bad-ass as if they do. Once they have posed their way into the group, they get introduced to the groups boyfriends(usually older like 17-22, do drugs too) and the younger sluts all get high and have sex, alternating every other week. The said "no-future-having-ho", willingly makes out with the groups older guys, and claims to have sex with them, even though theyre still a virgin.

Long story short. A no-future-having-ho is a young girl who thinks everyone loves her, with no aspirations for herself, no morals,
and no way of ever having a happy life.
"omg, did u hear about jessica, that no-future-having-ho slept with nathen?"

"yeah, i heard he's turning 17!"

"omg, i know, shes only 13!!!"

"whatever, he'll just get pissed when he finds out she made out with nick..."

"isnt he 19 though? And isnt he always high?"

"yeah."

"what a ho...."
by noneyobeezwaxxxxxx November 23, 2007
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Having a Mauriello

The predecessor to "Having a Milardo" which encompasses all of the same aspects of "Having a Milardo" but is most likely accompanied by crying and throwing all the papers off of one's desk.
"After I redid that action plan for Ms. Daisy for like the hundredth time, I just lost it and had a Mauriello. I threw all the versions of the document all over the floor and began to scream and cry like a little girl."
by IT Comedy Contributor October 19, 2004
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