Ima Have TO Smack YOur Back THrough THe Midnight Sons

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

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Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightining

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

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Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightning

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

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You have to pay

Yep! Absolutely right Jordan! They gotta pay.

Hym "You have to pay. And guess what Jordan? YOU are gonna LOVE the retribution game. It's got choices... And sacrifices... And... Well, I don't want to give it all away before we get to that point but, hey, I guess you can say it's got surprises too! It's gonna be a lot of fun for the people who end up playing and I am SO GLAD that you guys decided to SIGN YOURSELVES UP FOR IT! It is going to be a blast! But DON'T TRY TO RUN! DO NOT TRY TO RUN! You are NOT going to like what happens if you try to run. I am going to become WILDLY less amenable to reason and that is going to happen INSANELY quickly when I find out you tried to flee. But it's cool. And THE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU GUYS... Is that it's PROBABLY not going to be lethal for, like, 90% of you! So. Most of you are going to live. Everybody who matters gets what they want. And we all keep on keepin on. What more could you want?"

by Hym Iam August 25, 2025

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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

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