have a cheney

to have a very adverse reaction to like a heart attack

When the bad news hit me, I nearly had a cheney.

by the destroyer October 30, 2003

have a slice

A euphamism for "Go fuck yourself". The phrase was coined by UCSD students in La Jolla, California. Range and tone of voice is a must in order to be properly communicated.

girl: can you buy me a drink?
boy: Have a SLICE bitch!

by Lajollalinguist July 8, 2006

to have a parsnip

Something that gives you much happiness. Could allude to something unconventional as a source of happiness, since parsnips are rather under appreciated vegetables

Or, it could just be a totally nonsensical statement

1: Well, I'm perfectly content with life right now.
2: How so?
1: I have a parsnip.
2: ...What?
1: To have a parsnip is all I've ever wanted.
2: ...What?

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by JJars August 19, 2009

have a word

The gangster/mafia way of saying the subject is going to beaten severely; often into a bloody pulp.

Her: "My boss felt me up while I was bent over"
Him: "Me and the boys are going to take him into the woods, and have a word"

by KoalaK March 16, 2016

Have a Cigar

Telling someone to celebrate when revealing good news such as a new job, a new baby, etc.

Come on here, dear boy, have a cigar. You gonna go far and fly high

by JB920 December 31, 2021

having a Max

having a max is where one feel so high like they are in a different dimension AND COULD BE!

Woo i think I'm having a Max

by SCOTTS ALI December 20, 2010

have a Lowe

When going out for socialising and having non alcoholic beverages.

I’m going to my neighbours house to have a Lowe

by User40097 March 9, 2018