Hatchet

A hatchet is someone who makes a mess of things or says and makes dumb decisions on several different occasions

McKenna: *spills his drink everywhere”
Neeson: “Jesus Mckenna you are a hatchet hahahaha”

by Fulltimehasher October 18, 2021

hatchet job

A very, very, VERY messy way to kill someone in a video game, especially ones like Mortal Kombat or DOOM.

Scorpion from MK: Uh, that's a real hatchet job of a kill there.
Doomguy (who is covered in blood, gore, guts and limbs from head to toe): WDYM? This is cleaner than 90% of my other kills!

by Withered_Fredboi May 24, 2023

Hatchet-Back Gorilla

A gorilla that has been whipped on the back many times and is very angry so it looks like you hit it with a hatchet.

Wow, that is one angry hatchet-back gorilla.

Yeah man.

by big stinky crack baby and shit October 4, 2009

hatchet steak

An 8 oz dollar steak served at a strip club extra rare.

I knew it was that time of the month when mike walked in and ordered the hatchet steak, he chose the crab appetizer which was half off

by Presto62 December 11, 2019

Hatchet Ass

Someone who got stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

That hatchet ass bitch over there is not worth the money I spent for the night.

by MpAoRlCoO May 21, 2018