handbag branch

When you are forced to act straight (by someone/ some people) even though you are gay.

I'm a handbag branch, I wish I could come out but x won't let me.

by hermoinegranger November 2, 2015

handball

Australian colloquial use, meaning to unilaterally give responsibility for a problem to someone else. Comes from Australian Football, where the "handball" is the fastest legitimate way to dispose the football. The receiving player gets no protection if they receive a handball, they are subject to immediate tackle. Often when players are about to be tackled they desperately handball to a teammate, solving their immediate problem but often putting the receiving player in the same difficulty. Where the receiver is put in physical danger, it is a "hospital handball". Also known as the "hand pass".

Ian didn't want to deal with the difficult project, so he handballed it to me.

by timattrn November 7, 2017

batchelors handbag

A BBQ chicken usually bought from woolies or Coles

Macca was starving at smoko so he went to woolies and got a batchelors handbag

by Ronster March 4, 2021

Sandy Handy

Used as a form of negative reinforcement. A hand job where the giver covers their hand in vaseline, followed by dipping the hand in beach sand. This results in massive erosion of the penis.

Marco if you don't clean up your shit, I'm going to give you the roughest sandy handy.

by 1501 December 5, 2010

handy bendy ghandi

A small poseable figure of an old wrinkly political activist
With a removeable loin cloth

Mum, the dog's eaten my handy bendy ghandi

by PGTips April 26, 2006

handy blowy

When someone is giving a blow job, but out of laziness, uses his/her hands more than his/her mouth for stimulation, leaving the recipient feeling cheated.

Bitch, you might have your mouth on my cock, but you're not fooling me. You're trying to give me a handy blowy.

by Mishaladycat February 22, 2011

gins handbag

A wine cask carried by an Australian aboriginal woman.

"Hey cooda,mortons wife is carrying her gins handbag with her down to the park"

by opiumtrail October 2, 2007