Aki Hakala

Drummer of Finnish rock band The Rasmus. Amazing talent. Becoming very emoish as of late. Is apparently having a secret love affair with Lauri Ylönen, the singer of The Rasmus, and is there for a Mary Magdalene-like figure in Dynasticism. Also known as Sex With Drumsticks. Used to drum for two other Finnish bands; Killer and Kwan.

Aki Hakala rocks my socks!

by Dynasticist15 February 1, 2006

Hallalujah

Hallelujah, Halleluyah and the Latin form Alleluia are transliterations of the Hebrew word הללו יה (Standard Halleluya, Tiberian Halləlûyāh) meaning "Praise God" (from the first two letters of YHWH). Hallelujah is found primarily in the book of Psalms. The word is used in Judaism as part of the Hallel prayers, and in Christian prayer. It has been accepted into the English language and has a similar pronunciation in many other languages.

■He is risen! Hallalujah!

by lolifofo December 5, 2010

HALLAHAN

Where a chick fucks you in the ass with a strap-on; but its not gay.

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me a HALLAHAN last night. But it was a girl so it wasn't gay.

by ShaineSixxSeven April 26, 2011

halalcohol

Alcohol without the Alcohol Content.

Similar to Halal Meat

I had halalcohol the other night, it was ok religiously!

by harlo August 22, 2005

Haaland

Currently the best striker in the world and plays for the current best club in Europe.

Rejected some shit club called Manchester United and went to play for the way better club in the same city.

Haaland scored a great goal.

by MCFC>MUFC June 20, 2023

hallam

When you are about to ejaculate and you realize you have nowhere to bust so you grab your fishbowl and nut inside the water. Then your goldfish are slurping on it and they're thinking "what the fuck did this guy just eat mangos?"

My fish are mad at me because i hallamed in their bowl

by Fillcakes June 23, 2008

halal pussy

1. Any REAL pussy.
2. Any non-haram virgin muslim pussy.
3. Any clean, non-aids infested, with rose petals and shit, sterile pussy.

1. Yo, that shit was some halal pussy son.
2. Yo, that bitch is straight up some halal pussy son. Shit was wirgin tight.
3. I fucked some bitch last night that was some halal pussy. Word.

by sand_nigga January 23, 2005