Hagerstown

A piece of west Baltimore that’s in the middle of rural Appalachia for some reason

Hagerstown is a town that exists, for some reason

by Wittyusernamehaha October 27, 2021

Hackerjack

Someone who claims they can fix broken computers, laptops, cars, TVs, microwaves, school buses, VCRs, impacted teeth, gutters, fences, garage doors, plumbing, commercial vehicles, bathtubs, with either using a Estwing Hammer, Chainsaw, Meat Clever, or Jack Hammer while recovering from a bad hangover the night before.

Work Habits:

Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.

TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:

McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)

It's a type person who refuses to listen to expert advise or opinions, and claims to be talented enough to be either a brain surgeon, rocket scientist, rock star, president, or WWF wrestler all at the same time - and is never wrong about anything.

A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.

by Jack Smidey January 11, 2008

Hackerman

As soon as you get inside you partner you pull out a laptop and put it on their back and shout I'm in

Dude I hackerman'd my way into my girlfriend last night

by Sugarloaf88 March 11, 2019

hakard

something you are after a night of lots of drinking and smoking... or if you are lukasz you just can't spell haggard.

after a night of drinking, the next morning, you're a hakard in haggersville!

by Greg Huk April 22, 2007

Haber Sime Muero

Expression used in the spanish twitter community that means something like hoping to die. Its a joke and is not really serious. It isnt well written on purpose, it shuld be written ´a ver si me muero`.

´Mañana es lunes haber sime muero`
´Tomorrow is monday haber sime muero`

by Lzfer October 26, 2018

Hadered

When an athlete or celebrity has old tweets revealed that are considered racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. Named for All-Star pitcher Josh Hader, whose high school tweets went viral during the 2018 MLB All-Star Game.

Guy 1: Did you see Kevin Hart stepped down as the Oscars host because of his tweets?

Guy 2: Yeah, he totally got Hadered.

by Chef_Vortivask December 9, 2018

Hackery Sizzles

The moment when a pentest consultant thinks he/she is gonna learn some 1337 tricks, but actually they just need to take their pants off.

I thought that when Creepy Rob was gonna teach me about 'Hackery Sizzles' it would improve my career... How wrong I was.

by CreepyRob August 21, 2020