Hessians were a counter culture movement in the 90's. A typical Hessian would have long hair, and wear either jeans that had holes, or pants that were made into shorts with a pair of scissors, and they would fray at the bottom. Hessians were the first to popularize cargo shorts. They would also wear boots, hemp and sea shell necklaces. They would put lots of stickers on their guitars, use duct tape on drum sticks, etc. Hessians were about partying and having a good time.
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Get the hessey mug.When you bend a girl over, switch off the lights and take a few steps back. Then, run towards her full-speed and try to hit any hole. When you hit the jackpot, you have successfully performed a Hessischer Lucky Punch.
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Get the Hessischer Lucky Punch mug.The state of being unusually courageous in a corporate environment that causes an individual to utter wildly inappropriate comments, especially when taken out of context. Most often occurs to a Golden Boy.
Golden Boy, in the middle of a meeting: It smells like SEX in here!
Others: Wow, that took some hessticular fortitude to say that in front of the boss.
Others: Wow, that took some hessticular fortitude to say that in front of the boss.
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Get the Hessticular Fortitude mug.Really unusual human with a physical inability to stop telling horrible dad jokes. Makes the general public uncomfortable and likes eating pickles straight out of the jar.
Hessah just asked me if I saw the water running in the bathroom only for me to go and find a bunch of sneakers with water bottles inside them.
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