my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

by tallman83 November 21, 2010

graffer

Someone who does grafiti.
A tagger, a bomber, a writer.

Did you know that old mate is a graffer?

by Diego September 25, 2003

Graffenburg

He is GOD...
The G in G-spot stands for Graffenburg

Graffenburg, in his time gave women the most pleasure, but now its me.

by James March 10, 2003

Giraffe

A blunt that has been laced with some type of syrup, usually liquid hydrocodone. Since small drops of the syrup usually bleed through to the outside of the shell, the blunt becomes spotty, resembling the neck of a giraffe.

Timmy: Yo dog, spark that giraffe!
Mickey: We 'bout to get lifteeddddd!

by the_blunt_burner December 14, 2010

Giraffe Tongue

A huge dark clit. Usually found in/on black chicks, but the coloration and size can be found in other races. Named because of the resemblance to a giraffe tongue, g.t for short Possible side-effect of vegetarianism.

"Sorry ma'am i can't get my dick in, your massive penis is in the way!"

"It's not a dick, it's my clit!"

"Oh... it looks like a giraffe tongue."

by Funkit January 2, 2011

giraffesque

Something that looks like or can be related to a giraffe.

Hey check out how long that girls neck is, its pretty giraffesque

by sillllllly August 23, 2011

giraffe lick

this is when you lick someone face with all of your tongue hanging out of your mouth.
the act of licking ones face.

"hey tom what you do last night?"
"nothing much just giraffe licked me girlfriend."

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013