gumby

A fag with a tiny dick.

Gumby is such a fag.

by meezyfbaby11 July 27, 2015

Gumby

Someone who is tall but has a terrible body shape.

Jim, you're 6'11" and you weigh ninety pounds. Gumby has a better body than you.

by Big_THiccy July 29, 2019

gumby

Word used to describe home schooled kids. Nerdy and awkward but not exactly.

Heather is was homeschooled, she is nerdy. No she is gumby.

by WTFwasthat November 04, 2010

Gumby

A word meaning several things, being used as a compliment or an insult. Also being able to be used anywhere in a sentence, 'gumby' is a very useful word.

It can mean anything from good, ugly, bad, stinky, goofy, wacky, disgusting, funny, antichrist, beautiful, and (if used in the right context) the whole Decloration of Independence.

You're looking gumby today!

Fuck you and yo gumby ass shoes

by Not a Chaggot September 23, 2019

gumby

The state of erection that is not quite hard, but not at all soft.

Example 1: "Dude I've been gumby for about sixteen minutes! I can't decide which way I want to go."

by Matthew Fratstar March 26, 2008

Gumby

Gumby is often used to describe someone who just did something really stupid or ruined a joke or just someone you really hate. Gumby is often combined with "ass" and "as fuck"

That dude just asked if the golden gate bridge was in new york... "Man that was Gumby as fuck"

Nick why did you tell her I liked her... "Because your Gumby ass needed a boost"

by Fats_Mcgee November 07, 2017

Gumby

When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.

Grandpa loves fishing but not like he enjoys a gumby from Grandma.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020