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A fart produced after the consumption of much Guiness that is so foul and lethal to the nose that the drinking of Guiness may be prohibited by friends and loved ones.
"Fucking hell Ant, even you look disgusted by that one, no more Guiness for you. Guiness fart? Did you shit yourself?"
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Get the Guinnessy mug.The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.
TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
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Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
I’d only had 9 pints of Dublins finest and whilst walking home I trusted my sphincter to emit some gas which I thought had backed up inside my poop chute . How wrong I was, when the bastard sphincter tricked me with. Guinness Fart and deposited about 4 lbs of BumMolasses directly into my kex . To make matters worse , by the time I’d walked the rest of my journey , the dollop had went cold
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