Germatino

A German mixed with a Latino. A strong crazy dude.

Jose and Awafabi: Yo what's up!
Germatino: Wie geht's fools!

by Idklol09 September 24, 2019

Germa hol

i person that is so hot that when your in 1 km of her you nut everywhere. also GERMA hol is a dirty old slut that gets passed around by everybody in an 100 km radius

for some reason i nutted GERMA HOL mush be close

by anonymous November 18, 2021

german dust bowl

The act of blowing across a gaping rectum to make a whistling sound.

It sounded like a train horn when Chad performed a German dust bowl on Samantha!

by MM/GM/NB December 15, 2021

Germans

A group of people living mostly in Germany, the beaches of Southern Spain and Pennsylvania. They are great at pretty much everything, and have invented most technical gear you own or would like to own.

Being an awesome nation, a short Austrian named Hitler managed to make these good-humored people think they were the master race. This soon turned out to be false, and to this day, Germans travel the globe apologizing profusely for ever believing that crap.

Germans are known to be great lovers, although they often dress poorly and sometimes sport moustaches. That's why Karl Lagerfeld pretends to be French. As a rule of thumb, Germans posses the inverse skill set of the English, who suck at everything except wearing really, really, really groovy clothes and writing catchy pop songs.

Famous Germans include Beethoven, Wagner, the Scorpions, Einstein, Luther, Boris Becker, Kant, Milli Vanilli and most British Royalty. Ahmadinejad and Tom Cruise secretly want to be German, but they can't.

Your mum: Look at these guys, they are building a great car. Are they Japanese?

You: No, doh. They are tall and handsome, so obviously they are Germans. Let's go and nag them about the holocaust. (they walk over)

Hans: Ve are so sorry about what happened...
Fritz: Sorry.

by Kurt von Kraut December 2, 2009

German shnitzel burger

the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.

last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest

by roflwafflesnaffle March 19, 2010

Germasmic

when you have amazing sex with a german guy or girl who is really good in bed.

"that was Germasmic"

by Jace ace December 27, 2008

German Grenade

When you shatter an empty beer bottle by throwing it.
Hard surfaces work best.

Watch out, incoming German Grenade!

by krabbus July 21, 2011