guarantold

To be guaranteed that what has been said or "told" is true.

Goomba: The prophecy has been "guarentold" that a man named "Big D" will come and spook you when you are least expecting it.

Big D: SPAGOOT!...gotchya

Goomba: THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN GUARANTOLD !

by dan pawlett December 1, 2009

pee guard

1) The sheet they put over lame ass college beds in dorms to cover the large pee stains on the mattress.

2) The same sheet to prevent chezzes from putting more stains on the mattress.

1) OMG that pee guard is rank!
2) I had to clean my pee guard, I soiled it last night.

by chezz extrodinaire December 9, 2008

Imperial Guard (TES5)

The guards of imperial city in teh game The Elder Scrolls Oblivion. They are phychic, and can detect your lawbreaking schemes even ifyou just steal a lockpick. They wear big black armor and attack with longswords and shields. While they fight, like everything else in Oblivion, they shout rediculous, laughable quotes like "THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!" and other dumb things. Overall, you might want to be araid of them if you're a lawbreaker. Because they'll find you.

Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, you stolen goods are now forefit!

It's all over, lawbreaker! Your spreee is at an end!
(Imperial Guard (TES5)

by -(RaVeN)- October 10, 2011

winter guard

an indoor sport which is flag rifle saber and dance routines to music on a CD...

WINTER GUARD people are so awesome... and the ones from hawaii are the best...!

by JuS1o April 13, 2005

George Foreman Guarantee

It is the highest form(around 100%) of any guarantee followed by the Men's Warehouse Guarantee(around 75%) and then the Ed from Jersey Guarantee (around 25%). The George Foreman is not to be violated and the punishment for such violation will be harsh.

Rich Davis: Covino, bro I George Foreman guarantee that Spot will get some this weekend.

1 week later...

Covino: It is now time for Rich's slap in the face and pie disgrace for violating the George Foreman.

Rich: I should've gone with the Men's Warehouse.

by BeastlyDoughboy January 10, 2009

Color Guard

A group of people dedicated to representing thier school the best way possible by spinning flags, rifle, sabers and other equipment. This group marches with a marching band and compliments the music they play through the use of color, body movement, and equipment.

Everyone in the COLOR GUARD did a beautiful toss just as the cymbals crashed.

by Jenn (pissed off *HARD WORKING* guardy) November 12, 2003

Guarionex

Brave Noble Lord. Taíno origin. A chieftain, cacique, & warrior. A name only given to the strongest individuals.

Submit a name change request with your local government if you’re not worthy of this name. Put some respect on it bitch 😎

There once was a chief and a dude named Guarionex, two of the most realest MF humans to ever exist.

by PrichardRingo December 12, 2018