malibooby groping

grabbing kneecaps and then laughing until you actually get to grab the real boobs because you become friends with benefits. rory who eats Chinese created this and jaron and Hayley got to witness it

some guy named rory: "i'm gonna grab your boobies"
random girl or guy we don't judge: "NOOOO"
rory:"YOUR MALIBOOBIES!!!!!"
malibooby groping

by billy Annon April 24, 2019

glowing

showing the radiance of health, excitement, etc., usually as a result of sex.

You just met up? Yeah right, you guys are glowing. Tee hee.

Damn kid, all the girls in that Vegas picture are glowing. We missed out

by isvk July 17, 2009

Growling

"Growling" This is where you grab your 1 gallon growler beer bottles and go to your local breweries to fill and drink them. Stopping by multiple breweries throughout the night filling and drinking you growler bottles of beer.

This week I went Growling with my friend Kelli. First we went to the Mac & Jacks brewery, filled and drank a Growler of beer. Once we were done we went to the Rogue Brewery, filled one of their Growler bottles and drank it. After that we went to the Rock Bottom Brewery, filled and drank a Growler bottles of their beer. Then we finished the night by going to the Ram brewery, filled and drank one of their Growler bottles of beer.

by Panamaredd March 18, 2011

Groping

groping; sex talking a person; bothering somebody by sexual gestures and body language but usually accompanied by sex talk

; a crime

You are here ordered to 20 years in state prison for your "groping" another person while at home. Another 100 years for violation of privacy fucken coward loser.

by pedaphile July 20, 2019

Glowing

To feel good or be happy internally and it is evident to other people.

*you are enjoying yourself on vacation*

*you post a picture*

Comment 1 beneath your picture: “Beautiful, you are glowing.”

by Slang Kween February 17, 2020

parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

glowing balls

when a guy grabs his scrotum tightly to trap the blood, until it seems like his balls are "glowing"

"Dude, I unleashed the glowing balls on her last night!"

by InternetWriter April 15, 2009